Tina: "Missoula, Montana. You've been to Missoula?"
Angel: "During the Depression. Uh, my depression. I was depressed there."
Angel: "So what are you looking for?"
Kate: "Me? I guess it depends on how many daiquiris I've had. Wow, way to come off as a drunken slut."
[Doyle finds a bra in Cordelia's messy living room and holds it up.
Cordelia: "Oh, that is so high school. "Ooh-ooh! Cordelia wears bras! She has girl parts!""
[Rachel reaches for Angel's head] "No, not the hair. Never the hair."
Angel: "Am I intimidating? I mean, do I put people off?"
Cordelia: "Well, as vampires go, you're pretty cuddly. Maybe you might want to think about mixing up the black-on-black a little, though."
Cordelia: [to Doyle] "You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard."
Cordelia: "Well, stranger things have happened. No... wait... they really haven't."
[Angel, Cordelia and Doyle have just broken in to a back room at the precinct. Angel climbs down and turns to look at the broken window.]
Angel: "Wow. That's vandalism."
Doyle: "It's okay. We'll take care of it later."
Angel: "We should leave a note."
Cordelia: "Come on."
Angel: "What's the magic word?"
Angel: "I don't think 'urgh' is a magic word, if one could call it a word, and certainly not a magic one."
Cordelia: "We don't have time for this."
Angel: "There's always time to be considerate of others, Cordelia."
Cordelia: "Oh, please."
Angel: [smiles] "There. That wasn't so hard now was it?"
1x07 - Bachelor Party
Doyle: "You think you could say that again without so much shock in your voice? You're steppin' on my moment of manliness here."
[Doyle returns from a dangerous task.]
Cordelia: "You're alive!"
Doyle: "And you're not happy?"
Cordelia: "We were worried."
Doyle: "Oh! Well, it's all gonna be okay n... [Cordelia slaps him] ...What was that for?"
Cordelia: "Why didn't you tell me you were half demon? I thought we agreed that secrets are bad!"
Doyle: "I wanted to tell you. I was afraid. I thought if I did, you'd reject me."
Cordelia: "I rejected you way before now! So you're half demon! Big whoop!! I can't believe you'd think I'd care about that. I mean, I work for a vampire! Hel-lo?"
Doyle: "It's true. I just..."
Cordelia: "What do you think I am, superficial? I mean, you're half demon. That's so far down the list. Way under 'short.' And 'poor.' Is there anything else I should know?"
Doyle: "The half demon thing? Pretty much my big secret."
Cordelia: "Good. That's out. It's done. Would you ask me out for dinner, already?"
Wesley: "Rogue Demon Hunters rarely do. Wherever evil lurks, wherever the forces of darkness threaten humanity, that's where I'll be."
Cordelia: "Oh, okay. Well, keep in touch."
Cordelia: "No! I don't care how many files you have on all the horrible things that he did back in the powdered wig days. He's good now. And he is my friend. And nothing you or anyone else can say will make me turn on a friend!"
Angel: "Cordelia. He's right."
Cordelia: "You stake him and I'll cut his head off."
Angel: "I really don't like it when people shoot me."
[Angel dutifully attends Cordelia's party.]
Cordelia: "Hi! You having fun?"
Angel: "Sure. This is... um..."
Cordelia: "Your idea of hell."
Angel: "Actually, in hell you tend to know a lot of the people."
Wesley: "It's the bodily excretion of an Ethros Demon."
Cordelia: "No one could have said 'demon poo' before I touched it?"
Wesley: "Right you are. Deliberate, cautious approach would be the most sensible plan. "Fools rush in.""
Cordelia: "No, he wants you to stay here."
Wesley: "He wrote 'claw-like hands.'"
Cordelia: "Could be a mixed-breed. Smell?"
Cordelia: "Add a Porsche and hair plugs, and I've dated this guy. A lot."
Wesley: "We're doomed."
Angel: "Maybe we can make a break for it."
Angel: "Front exit?"
Wesley: "We'd be spotted instantly."
Angel: "Back door?"
Angel: "That's it, then. We're trapped."
Wesley: "We could try shouting fire... [seats in a theater are shown] It's not technically a crowded theater."
Cordelia: [performing Henrik Ibsen's "A Doll's House" on stage] "'One day, I might, yes. Many years from now, when I've lost my looks a little. Do not laugh.'"
Wesley: [checks his watch] "Only another hour."
Cordelia: "'I mean of course, a time will come when Torvald is not... is not...' ..Line??"
Prompter: [whispers] "'is not as devoted to me'."
Wesley: "Perhaps two."
Prompter: [whispers] "'is not as devoted to me'."
Cordelia: "'is not as devoted to me.'" [adds dramatic sob]
Angel: "And I thought I knew Eternity."
[A movie star wants Angel's help to protect her.]
Cordelia: "That explains her outfit."
Wesley: "That's not salt."
Cordelia: "I don't think it's air, either."
Cordelia: "I want to know what it says about me, if there's torrid romance in my future, massive wealth, if I have to I'll settle for enviable fame."
Wesley: "It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball."
Cordelia: "Nobody gets my humor."
Angel: "I thought it was funny."
Cordelia: "Something the matter?"
Angel: [looking at the dark liquid in his glass] "I, um, I think it's gone bad. It's starting to coagulate."
Cordelia: "Huh? No - that's cinnamon. [off Angel's look] What, I can't try something?"
Wesley: "I've been accused of a great many things in my time but paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back."
2x03 - First Impressions
Gunn: "You two? I find Deevak, I'm gonna need more than C-3PO and Stick Figure Barbie backin' me up, no offense."
Wesley: "Very little taken."
Wesley: "I am not a sheep!"
Cordelia: "You are such a sheep. You've never had a single opinion you didn't read in a book."
Wesley: "At least I've opened a book."
Cordelia: "Oh don't even try with the snooty, Wooly Boy. I was top 10 percent of my class!"
Wesley: "What class? Advanced bosoms?"
Angel: "What do we know about telekinesis?"
Wesley: "Ah yes, the power of moving things with one's mind. That's pretty much it. The power of.. moving.. I.. I'm better with demons, really."
2x05 - Dear Boy
Angel: "You took me places, showed me things. You blew the top off my head. But you never made me happy."
Darla: "But that...that cheerleader did?"
Angel: "I smelled her, I know her scent."
Wesley: "You can't just..."
Angel: "You had sex last night with a bleached blonde."
Wesley: "Good Lord!"
[The team is at Caritas, a karaoke bar favored by demons.]
Gunn: "Okay, what I want to know is, how'd I live in L.A. all my life and not notice weird-ass stuff was going on?"
Cordelia: "Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think!"
Angel: "That was different."
Cordelia: "Different in the sitting-right-on-top-of-you sense, yeah."
Wesley: "Cordelia has a point."
Wesley: "The last time Darla emerged she wanted to be found. Now she is out there among six million other people."
Cordelia: "She could be sitting on top of anybody."
[Cordelia has dyed her hair black.]
Wesley: "What happened to your head?"
Cordelia: "Excuse me?"
Wesley: "Your hair. It's.. new. It's great. When did this happen?"
Cordelia: "Ten days ago."
2x09 - The Trial
[Angel has brought a terminally ill human Darla to the Hyperion Hotel]
Cordelia: [to Darla] "First up, you're a prisoner."
Wesley: "I'd have to concur with that, yes."
Cordelia: "See, you've got our friend all in knots."
Wesley: "Can't say we like you much."
Cordelia: "So, sorry about the dying, but if you try to escape, we will hit you."
Wesley: "On the head."
Cordelia: "With very large and heavy objects. Okay?"
Drusilla: "I saw you coming, my lovely. The moon showed me. It told me to come into the twentieth century."
Angel: "It's the twenty-first century, Dru."
Drusilla: "Hmm, I'm still lagging."
Drusilla: "Ooh. I'm ringing. - Do you hear it? I'm ringing all over! [Darla grabs the phone from Drusilla's cleavage] Oh, yeah. I forgot about that."
2x11 - Redefinition
Wesley: "I believe we were fired."
Wesley: "Let go."
Wesley: "Shown the door."
Cordelia: "All right! I get it. But what just happened?"
Gunn: "You got a thesaurus in there?"
Angel: "That's gonna be great!"
Lilah: "Angel, please..."
Angel: "No. No. No. No. The begging - that comes later."
2x13 - Happy Anniversary
Virginia: "Oh! And that was very well said by the way. But I found a case for you. A client. A rich one."
Cordelia: "And this isn't the first thing you say when you come in the room?"
Virginia: "Well, I got distracted by your waves of desperation."
Cordelia: "I don't even know what you are anymore."
Angel: "I'm a vampire. Look it up!"
2x16 - Epiphany
Darla: "...and you..."
Angel: "I know..."
Darla: "Then I..."
Angel: "Three times..."
Darla: "You're not evil?"
Angel: "Very funny."
Cordelia: "Two sugars in mine."
Angel: "Man, atonement's a bitch."
Willow: "Okay, we are clear on the fact that Harmony's a vampire, right?"
Cordelia: "Ohhh! Harmony's a vampire! That's why she- Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. All this time I thought she was a great big lesbo. [Pauses, most likely listening to Willow's news that she is in a relationship with a girl] Oh... good for you then."
Angel: "I'm just here to say bon voyage and don't come back."
Lindsey: "To L.A.? Nah, you can have this place."
Angel: "Good, I'm glad I didn't have to do something immature here."
Lindsey: "The key to Wolfram & Hart- don't let them make you play their game. You gotta make them play yours."
Angel: "Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Don't drive too fast. Lot of cops out there. [Lindsey drives away with a "Cops Suck" sign on the back of his truck]"
2x19 - Belonging
[Wesley and Angel just came back from fighting a Haklar.]
Cordelia: "How was the big fight? All big and fighty?"
Wesley: "We managed to kill the Haklar just as it was about to devour a group of power walkers."
Angel: "It was horrible."
Cordelia: "I know. I saw it in my stupid vision, remember?"
Angel: "No, not the Haklar, the power walkers. I mean, walking I get, but power walking? Why not just run for a shorter time?"
[Cordelia looks at Angel strangely.]
Angel: "Weird. Plus, one of them hit him." (Points to Wesley, whose forehead is injured.)
Cordelia: (gasps) "A power walker did that?"
Wesley: "Apparently, she felt I'd disrespected the Haklar's culture by killing it."
Cordelia: "This town sucks."
2x20 - Over the Rainbow
[Wesley and Gunn have been captured and are about to be executed .]
Gunn: "I've got a plan."
Wesley: "Oh thank god! What is it?"
Gunn: "We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus."
2x22 - There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb
Wesley: "Should people be bowing in a free society?"
Cordelia: "These things take time."
Gunn: "Hate rats. Their beady eyes -"
Wesley: "And their beady teeth --"
Gunn: "-- and their tails all woosha-woosha-woosha -"
Cordelia: "It's gorgeous! Look how it brings out my breasts! Like you weren't all thinkin' it."
3x02 - That Vision Thing
Angel: "Fred! Good to see you out and about."
Fred: "It is isn't it. Out and about. I've been forkin' with Gunn."
Cordelia: "I'm right as rain."
Fred: "I never understood that saying-right as rain. How is rain right? Or wrong for that matter? Okay, I suppose if there's a flood it's wrong, and speaking of floods, or just being overwhelmed, what's it like to have a vision?"
Cordelia: "Wow. Y'know, next to you, I am downright linear."
3x03 - That Old Gang of Mine
[Fred is onstage at a karaoke bar, singing "Crazy".]
Cordelia: "I swear, she picked out the song herself."
3x04 - Carpe Noctem
Wesley: (Being Angel) "But my gypsy curse, and our hot little loins, sometimes prevent us from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy --"
Cordelia: "Yes, Angel?"
Wesley: "I love you so much I almost forgot to brood."
Cordelia: "And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean we can't be friends."
Wesley: "Or possibly more?"
Cordelia: "Gasp! No! We mustn't! You'll lose your soul!"
Wesley: "To hell with my soul! Again! Kiss me!"
Cordelia: "Bite me!"
Angel: "How 'bout you both bite me?"
Cordelia: "And what, I'm not soothing? I can be soothing. I could soothe your ass off, pal."
Darla: "If you ask me, they're for knocking you up and leaving you high and dry."
[Darla starts to leave]
Angel: "Not you."
Cordelia: "You want me to protect the vampire bitch who bit me and her evil love child?[Cordy clocks Darla] Okay, I'm in."
Gavin: [About Linwood] "He's gonna crucify us."
Lilah: "They don't crucify here. It's too Christian."
3x10 - Dad
Wesley: "Trying to imagine myself as John Wayne in Rio Bravo. You?"
Gunn: "Austin Stoker, Assault on Precinct Thirteen."
Cordelia: "If we live through this, trade in your DVD Players and get a life."
Cordelia: "You're - you're - death? You've come to take me."
Skip: [bursts out laughing] "Kidding. [Offers hand] I'm Skip. [She doesn't shake it] You're Cordelia Chase, right? [Cordelia nods slightly] Sorry it took me so long, I... [indicates her body] this you? Most people go astral, their spiritual shapes tend to be an idealized version of themselves. You know, straighten the nose, lose the gray, sort of a self-esteem kind of thing. You're pretty confident, aren't ya?"
Wesley: [about his web articles on DNA Fusion Comparisons and Tri-ped Demon Populations] "It's an exciting arena."
Lorne: "But one I'm sure we can all download at: I'll-never-know-the-love-of-a-woman-dot-com. Can we get down to business?"
3x13 - Waiting in the Wings
3x15 - Loyalty
Fred: "It's not that hard, really. All you have to do is hack into the shipping database, find someone who is ordering what you want, then substitute your information. Except that would just be high-tech robbery."
Angel: "I memorized Cordelia's credit card numbers."
Fred: "Oh. Low-tech robbery."
Lilah: "Like a cat. Can't hear you. But I'm starting to feel you when you're near. Isn't that nice and creepy? How did you find me?"
Angel: "Your assistant."
Lilah: "I'll have his arms broken."
Angel: "Already taken care of."
Sahjhan: "I have a lot of work to do. I can't be in every time/space at once, and here I find you drinking with my sworn enemy."
Angel: "Sworn enemy? Really? Have we met? Because I don't remember swearing."
3x18 - Double or Nothing
Cordelia: "Fred, I hate to say this, but... are you sure he didn't? I mean, those things you said he said to you..."
Fred: "I know I said he said those things to me, but he would never say those things to me!"
Cordelia: "Those things he said?"
Fred: "Exactly! That's how I know he's in trouble!"
Fred: "Don't forget your machete."
Gunn: "Yes, dear."
Lorne: "I'm not touchin' that one."
Groo: ""Pomegranate Mist" is the wrong color for this room."
Cordelia: "Tell me we don't live in a soap opera."
3x22 - Tomorrow
Lorne: "Well, that's a great idea, pixiecat, except every time I do, you all seem to destroy it."
Cordelia: "It was only (pauses and looks ashamed) three times."
4x02 - Ground State
Gunn: "Damn! This is so much harder than it looks on Batman."
Angel: "Tell me you're not here for the Axis."
Gwen: "I'm not here for the Axis."
Angel: "You're lying."
Gwen: "I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier."
[Lorne is the headline act at a Las Vegas casino.]
Gunn: "Nobody seems to be bothered by the fact that he's a demon."
Fred: "They must think it's all makeup, like the Blue Man Group. You don't think… the Blue Man Group…"
Angel: "Only two of them."
4x04 - Slouching Toward Bethlehem
Gunn: "So... I look Russian to you?"
Cordelia: "Black Russian."
Angel: "That's a drink."
Cordelia: "Says the head spy."
Fred: "You know what they say about payback? Well, I'm the bitch."
Cordelia [seeing Angel for the first time]: "Hello, salty goodness!"
(The exact line she said the first time she saw Angel in Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
4x07 - Apocalypse, Nowish
Connor: "What's a zombie?"
Angel: "It's an undead thing."
Connor: "Like you?"
Angel: "No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh."
Connor: "Like you."
4x09 - Long Day's Journey
Gwen: "Demon, okay? The whole nine: cloven feet and horns and teeth and… he wasn't wearing lamé, though."
Lorne: "Yeah, the evil ones can't pull it off. It gets camp."
Cordelia: "We just gotta find a way to bring back the sun."
Fred: "Working on it. Failing miserably, but working on it."
4x12 - Calvary
Cordelia: "Man, I'd love to punch your face in."
Lilah: "Are you trying to turn me on?"
Faith: "A teenage kid... born last year."
Wesley: "I told you. He grew up in a hell dimension."
Faith: "Right. And what? Cordelia spend her last summer as...?"
Wesley: "A divine being."
Faith: "Uh-huh. Can I just ask... what the hell are you people doing?"
Wesley: "Leading complicated lives, obviously."
Wesley: "Feel natural?"
Faith: "Eh, it's like riding a biker."
Fred: "Well, his ass moves pretty quick."
Angelus: "Yeah, like those Manilow concerts, you son of a bitch!"
Wesley: "Oh. So..."
Willow: "Darkness. Been there."
Wesley: "Yes. Well, I never... flayed. I had a woman chained in a closet."
Willow: "Oh, well, hey!"
Wesley: "Nah, it doesn't compare."
Willow: "No, dark! That's dark. You've been to a place..."
Angel: "How are you feeling?"
Faith: "Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear."
Morimoto: "Konbanwa. Okoshi kudasai arigato gozaimasu."
Gunn: "Sorry, didn't follow that last bit. Shot my entire Japanese vocabulary when I said hello."
Lorne: "Kid Vicious did the heavy lifting. Cordy just mwa-ha-ha'd at us."
Connor: "Kill? No. No killing."
Gunn: "Since when?"
Angel: "Since we've all been saved."
Fred: "Oh, well, that's, uh, crazy talk."
Angel: (to Connor) "They don't understand."
Angel: "We don't want to kill her. (takes the axe away from Wesley) We just want to find her so we can worship her. That's all."
Angel: "She's right. There's work to do here. We have a hotel full of people, people who have needs."
Lorne: "You know what they say about people who need people..."
Connor: "They're the luckiest people in the world."
Lorne: "You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, kiddo?"
Connor: "Just kinda popped out."
Connor: "I'll kill you!"
Angel: "It'll pass."
Lorne: "Right. 'Cause Lord knows he's never tried that before."
Fred: "You're still breathing, aren't you?"
Demon: "More like hyperventilating. You scared the cream cheese outta me."
4x21 - Peace Out
Jasmine: "You're already dead!"
Angel: "You know what I mean."
Fred: "Or evil. Currently."
Angel: "Buffy can handle herself."
Lilah: "But isn't it more fun when you handle her?"
Wesley: "I'm still stuck back at, "Why on earth are we here?""
Fred: "What, because we're crusaders against evil and now the law firm that represents most of the evil in the world has given us its LA branch to run however we want, probably in an attempt to corrupt, divide, or destroy us, and we all said yes in, like, 3 minutes?"
Wesley: "Your run-on sentences have gotten a lot less pointless."
Fred: "Oh, that's so sweet. And a tad condescending."
Gunn: "How's Fred doing?""
Wesley: "I'm sure "Knoxy" will take wonderful care of her. Don't you think it's a bit unseemly adding y's to the ends of people's names?"
Gunn: "Does that mean I have to call you "Westle"?"
Angel: "You're my secretary?"
Harmony: "Hello! "Assistant.""
Angel: "Explain why I shouldn't kill you."
Harmony: "Secretary's fine..."
Spike: "Hmm? Oh, sorry. Didn't care."
Spike: "Let's just say he sent us an invitation."
Angel: "We're-- I'm from Wolfram & Hart."
Spike: "I'm his date."
Lorne: "Couldn't bear it if you did."
Angel: "And your hair. What color do they call that? Radioactive?"
Angel: "Cared for you less."
Angel: "Good. There was one thing about you..."
Angel: "Yeah, I never told anybody about this, but I...I liked your poems."
Spike: "You like Barry Manilow!"
Harmony: "Uh-huh. Everybody thinks you suck... Well, come on, boss. They're all out there, sweating through their Matsutas, worried if you're gonna axe them or, you know, axe them."
Spike: "So we're ruling out demonic nut jobs, then are we?"
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: "Do you really expect me to shake that?"
Angel: "I'm not real comfortable with hugging."
Spike: "AHA! So you're not ruling out that a human being could've boffed a robot... Sex with robots is more common than most people think."
Spike: [yelling after Angel] "Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you!"
Harmony: "Well, that explains a lot."
[Thinking he is still incorporeal, Spike runs into a door]
Spike: "Bugger, that hurt!"
5x09 - Harm's Way
Harmony: [to Fred] "We're totally bonding. We're like gal pals. This is awesome. You can teach me about life, and I can teach you how to dress better."
5x10 - Soul Purpose
Woman in alley: "Thank you! Thank you! That thing was going to kill me!"
Spike: "Well, what did you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood - I've got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit."
Woman in alley: "What?"
Spike: "I mean honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps and break your bloody ankle."
Woman in alley: [annoyed] "I was just trying to get home."
Spike: "Well, get a cab, you moron, and on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van!"
5x11 - Damage
[Angel shows up just in time to see Spike being thrown from a window]
Angel: "What happened?"
Spike: "Oh, I just thought I'd see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected."
Andrew: "Mr. Giles and a few key Sunnydale alum have been tracking down the recently chosen, guiding them, training them, giving them the full X-Men, minus the crappy third act. But this Dana girl, she's an anomaly that no one could have foreseen. Tortured, traumatized, driven insane by Yoda knows who."
5x12 - You're Welcome
[After Angel stops Spike from biting Cordelia]
Spike: "She's evil, you gormless tit!"
Cordelia: "Excuse me? Who bit whom?"
Angel: "Did you call me a tit?"
Cordelia: "I thought he had a soul."
Spike: "I thought she didn't."
Cordelia: "I do."
Spike: "So do I."
Cordelia: "Well, clearly mine's better!"
5x13 - Why We Fight
Angel: "You're a Nazi?"
Spike: [Wearing a Nazi jacket] "What? Oh. No, I just ate one."
5x14 - Smile Time
Spike: "Look at you."
Angel: "Just turn around and walk away."
Spike: "You're a--"
Spike: "You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee, little puppet man!"
Spike: "Harmony just pulled me out of a very promising poker game down in Accounts Receivable, so this better be good. Oh, and, by the way, all the guys down there agree that astronauts don't stand a chance against cavemen, so don't even start."
Angel: "Look, I can't do this anymore."
Spike: "Admitting defeat, are you?"
Angel: "You and me. This isn't working out."
Spike: [mock-dramatic] "Are you saying we should start annoying other people?"
5x16 - Shells
5x17 - Underneath
Illyria: "I walked worlds of smoke and half-truths, intangible. Worlds of torment and of unnamable beauty. Opaline towers as high as small moons. Glaciers that rippled with insensate lust... And one world with nothing but shrimp... I tired of that one quickly."
5x18 - Origin
Illyria: "When the world met me, it shuddered, groaned. It knelt at my feet."
Spike: ""Dear Penthouse, I don't normally write letters like this, but—""
Illyria: [punches him in the face] "Illyria was all they needed to know."
Spike: "Then came the Internet."
Angel: "I helped save the world, you know."
Spike: "Like I haven't."
Angel: "Yeah, but I've done it a lot more."
Spike: "Oh, please."
Angel: "Closed the Hellmouth."
Spike: "I've done that."
Angel: "Yeah, but you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the Mayor, and uhm... Jasmine."
Spike: "Do those really count as saving the world?"
Angel: "I stopped Acathla. That saved the world."
Spike: "Buffy ran you through with a sword."
Angel: "Yeah, but I made her do it. Signalled her with my eyes."
Spike: "She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine."
Gunn: "Never heard of them."
Lindsey: "That's because they're secret."
[Spike raises his hand eagerly.]
Spike: [disappointed] "Oh... [enthusiastically] Can I deny you three times?"
Lindsey: "If you want me on your team Angel, I'm on your team."
That's it folks ;-). Though if you are interested in more, I bet you know what I'm gonna say: Time for a (re)watch of Angel the series or simply check some of these sites out below. I also want to take this opportunity to thank the entire cast and crew of Angel for making these great quotes possible, especially Joss Whedon!