About four seasons ago (the series kind) an English friend of mine started this facebook group where we rewatch Buffy the Vampire Slayer one ep a day. How does this work? We all join in at the same time (7 pm their time, 8pm my time) and we watch the episode while leaving comments in the mentioned group/thread. While doing this, I realised Buffy is full of the most amazing quotes. It's part of what makes it the best show ever. I know what you're thinking: We already did Buffy. But until now I've mainly focused on funny quotes, and those are not the only awesome quotes. When looking at movies you've got "Love means having to say you're sorry" (from Love Story) or many, many others. My point? Today I give you a Buffy part 2 quotes page full of amazing quotes. Don't worry, I'll take it slow, a couple of quotes at a time. To start with, I will do about five quotes for each season (I know, not enough by a long shot, but you've got to start somewhere right? :P ). Anyway... Be amazed by the awesomeness of quotes that is Buffy the Vampire Slayer part 2! (SPOILERS!!!!!)
Season 1
"Hey! You think I'm never lonely because I'm so cute and popular? I can
be surrounded by people and be completely alone. It's not like any of
them really know me. I don't even know if they like me half the time.
People just want to be in a popular zone. Sometimes when I talk,
everyone's so busy agreeing with me, they don't hear a word I say."
- Cordelia (1x11 Out of Mind, Out of Sight)
Buffy: [about the prophecy in which she will die]
"So that's it, huh? I remember the drill. One slayer dies, the next
one's called. I wonder who she is. Will you train her? Or will they send
someone else?"
Giles: "Buffy... I... "
Buffy: [wimpering] "Does it say how he's gonna kill me? Do you think it'll hurt? [as Angel steps close to her] Don't touch me! Were you even gonna tell me?"
Giles: "I was hoping I wouldn't have to, that there was some way around it. I... "
Buffy: "I've got a way around it. I quit."
Angel: "It's not that simple. "
Buffy: "I'm making it that simple. I quit. I resign, I-I'm fired, you can find someone else to stop The Master from taking over."
Giles: "I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the... the signs indicate... "
Buffy: [enraged, throwing books at Giles] "The signs?!
Read me the signs! Tell me my fortune! You're so useful sitting here
with all of your books! You're really a lot of help!"
Giles: "I don't suppose I am.."
Angel: "I know this is hard."
Buffy: "What do you know about this? You're never gonna die!"
Angel: "You think I want anything to happen to you? You think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way... "
Buffy: "I already did. I quit, remember. Pay attention!"
Giles: "Buffy, if the Master rises..."
Buffy: "I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die."
(1x12 - Prophecy Girl)
Season 2
Ford: [after just telling Buffy he has a brain tumor and watching Buffy's hurt reaction]
"I'm sorry, Summers. Did I screw up your righteous anger riff? Does the nest of tumors liquefying my brain kinda spoil the fun?"
Buffy:
"I'm sorry. I had no idea. But what you're doing is still very wrong."
Ford:
"Okay, well, you try vomiting for twenty-four hours straight because the
pain in your head is so intense, and then we'll discuss the concept of
right and wrong. These people are sheep. They're wanna be vampires
'cause they're lonely, miserable or bored. I don't have a choice."
Buffy:
"You have a choice. You don't have a good choice, but you have a choice.
You're opting for mass murder here, and nothing you say is gonna make
that okay."
(2x07 - Lie to Me)
Giles: "I believe that's called growing up."
Buffy: "Then I'd like to stop, okay?"
Giles: "I know the feeling."
Buffy: "Does it ever get easy?"
[Ford rises from the ground and attacks Buffy, she stakes him]
Giles: "You mean life?"
Buffy: "Yeah. Does it get easy?"
Giles: "What do you want me to say?"
Buffy: "Lie to me."
Giles: "Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always
stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy
horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day.
No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after."
Buffy: "Liar."
(2x07 - Lie to Me)
"Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping...waiting...and though
unwanted...unbidden...it will stir...open its jaws, and howl. It speaks
to us...guides us. Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice
do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. the joy of
love...the clarity of hatred...and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts
sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe
we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms,
shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd truly be dead."
- Angelus (2x17 - Passion)
"Bottom line is, even if you see them coming,
you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to
change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets?
Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you
do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are."
- Whistler (2x21 - Becoming Part One)
Buffy: "Open your eyes, Mom. What do you think has been going
on for the past two years? The fights, the weird occurrences. How many
times have you washed blood out of my clothing, and you still haven't
figured it out?!"
Joyce: "Well, it stops now!"
Buffy: "No, it doesn't stop. It never stops. Do-do you think I
chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is? How
dangerous? I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or, god, even studying! But I have to save the world. Again."
(2x22 - Becoming Part Two)
Season 3
Buffy: "Angel was cured."
Giles: "I'm sorry?"
Buffy: "When I killed him, Angel was cured. [to Willow]
Your spell worked at the last minute, Will. I was about to take him
out, and, um, something went through him, and he was Angel again. He-he
didn't remember anything that he'd done. He just held me. Um, but i-it
was, it was too late, and I, I had to. So I-I told him that I loved him,
I kissed him, and I killed him."
(3x03 - Faith, Hope and Trick)
"You're
not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills
you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till
it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains,
children, it's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may
be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
- Spike (3x08 - Lovers Walk)
Angel: "I can't do it again Buffy. I can't become a killer."
Buffy: "Then fight it."
Angel: "It's too hard."
Buffy: "Angel please, you have to get inside!"
Angel: "It told me to kill you. You were in the dream, you know. It told me to lose my soul in you and become a monster again."
Buffy: "I know what it told you, what does it matter?"
Angel: [yelling] "Because I wanted to! Because I want
you so badly! I want to take comfort in you. And I know it will cost me
my soul, and a part of me doesn't care. I'm weak. It's not the demon
that needs killing in me, Buffy. It's the man. [they fight and he throws her on the ground. He takes her by the arms, shaking her] Am I a thing worth
saving, huh? Am I a righteous man? The world wants me gone!"
Buffy: "What about me? I love you so much, and I tried to make
you go away. I killed you and it didn't help. And I hate it! I hate
that it's so hard... and that you can hurt me so much. I know everything
that you did, because you did it to me. Oh, God! I wish that I wished
you dead. I don't. [whispers] I can't."
Angel: "Buffy, please. Just this once, let me be strong."
Buffy: "Strong is fighting! It's hard, and it's painful, and
it's every day. It's what we have to do. And we can do it together. But
if you're too much of a coward for that, then burn. If I can't convince
you that you belong in this world, then I don't know what can. But do
not expect me to watch. And don't expect me to mourn for you, because
..." [Snow falls, blocking the sunlight.]
(3x10 - Amends)
Faith:
"I missed the mark last night and I'm sorry about the guy, I really am!
But it happens! Anyways, how many people do you think we've saved by
now? Thousands? And didn't you stop the world from ending? Because in my
book, that puts you and me in the plus column."
Buffy: "We help people! It doesn't mean we can do whatever we want."
Faith: "Why not? The guy I offed was no Gandhi. I mean, we just saw he was mixed up in dirty dealings."
Buffy: "Maybe, but what if he was coming to us for help?"
Faith: "What if he was? You're still not seeing the big picture, B. Something made us different. We're warriors. We're built to kill."
Buffy: "To kill demons! But it does not mean that we get to pass judgment on people like we're better than everybody else!"
(3x15 - Consequences)
[Buffy finds Jonathan in the clock tower with a rifle.]
Jonathan: "Go away!"
Buffy: "Never gonna happen."
Jonathan: "You think I won't use this?"
Buffy: "I don't know, Jonathan. I just –"
Jonathan: "Stop doing that!
Buffy: "Doing what?"
Jonathan: "Stop saying my name like we're friends! We're not friends! You all think I'm an idiot! A short idiot!"
Buffy: "I don't. I don't think about you much at all. Nobody
here really does. Bugs you, doesn't it? You have all this pain and all
these feelings, and nobody's really paying attention?"
Jonathan: "You think I just want attention?"
Buffy: "No. I think you're up in the clock tower with a
high-powered rifle because you wanna blend in. Believe it or not,
Jonathan, I understand about the pain."
Jonathan [bitterly]: "Oh, right! Because the burden of being beautiful and athletic, that's a crippler!"
Buffy: "You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck
beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle. And it's
not just mine. Every single person down there is ignoring your pain
because they're too busy with their own. The beautiful ones. The popular
ones. The guys that pick on you. Everyone. If you could hear what they
were feeling. The loneliness. The confusion. It looks quiet down there.
It's not. It's deafening..."
(3x18 - Earshot)
Jonathan:
"This is actually a new category. First time ever. I guess there were a
lot of write-in ballots, and, um, well, the prom committee asked me to
read this... We're not good friends. Most of us never found the time to
get to know you, but that doesn't mean we haven't noticed you. We don't
talk about it much, but it's no secret that Sunnydale High isn't really
like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here."
Crowd outbursts: "Zombies! . . . Hyena people! . . . Snyder!" [laughter]
Jonathan: "But whenever there was a problem or something
creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people
here have been saved by you, or helped by you at one time or another.
We're proud to say that the Class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate
of any graduating class in Sunnydale history... [applause from the crowd]... And we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks, and gives you, uh, this. [produces a glittering, miniature umbrella with a small plaque attached to the shaft] It's from all of us, and it has written here, "Buffy Summers, Class Protector.""
(3x21 - The Prom)
Season 4
Tara: [speaking for The First Slayer]
" I have no speech, no name. I live in the action of death. The blood
cry, the penetrating wound. I am destruction, absolute, alone."
(4x22 - Restless)
Tara (speaking for the first Slayer): "The Slayer does not walk in this world."
Buffy: "I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman
when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved
out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones."
(4x22 - Restless)
[to Buffy]
"You think you know what's to come, what you are. You haven't even begun."
- Tara (4x22 - Restless)
Season 5
"I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm
in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do, the
way you think, the way you move. I get excited every time I'm about to
see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life... like
a man. I just thought you might like to know."
- Xander (5x10 - Into the Woods)
Buffy: "Because I love you, you're my sister."
Dawn: "No I'm not."
Buffy: "Yes you are. [holds Dawn's hand] It's blood,
Summers blood, it's just like mine. It doesn't matter where you came
from, or how you got here, you are my sister. There's no way you could
annoy me so much if you weren't."
(5x13 - Blood Ties)
"But I don't understand! I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I knew her, and then she's— there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead...
anymore! It's stupid! It's mortal and stupid! And... and Xander's
crying and not talking, and... and I was having fruit punch, and I
thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch, ever, and
she'll never have eggs, or yawn, or brush her hair, not ever, and no one
will explain to me why! [She begins to cry.]"
- Anya (5x16 - The Body)
Angel: "I can stay in town as long as you want me."
Buffy: "How's forever? Does forever work for you?"
...
Buffy: "I'm worried about tomorrow."
Angel: "What's tomorrow?"
Buffy: "That's exactly what I don't know."
(5x17 - Forever)
Buffy: "I've been working. I've been busy, because I have to."
Dawn: "No. You've been avoiding me."
Buffy:
"I'm not. I have to do these things cause when I stop, then she's really
gone. And I'm trying. Dawn, I am really trying to take care of things,
but I don't even know what I'm doing. Mom always knew."
Dawn: "Nobody's asking you to be mom."
Buffy:
"Well, who's gonna be if I'm not? Huh, Dawn? Have you even thought about
that? Who's gonna make things better? Who's gonna take care of us?"
(5x17 - Forever)
"I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of and all I
see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not
crazy? Look around, everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting
each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't
want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet
in the kingdom of the blind, 'cause at least I admit the world makes me
nuts."
- Glory (5x21 - The Weight of the World)
"Dawn, listen to me, listen. I love you. I will always
love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles... tell
Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay. And give my love to my
friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of
each other.You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this
world-is to live in it. Be brave. Live... for me."
- Buffy (5x22 - The Gift)
Season 6
"Uh ... I do remember what I said. The
promise. To protect her. If I had done that ... even if I didn't make it
... you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save
you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night
after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or
more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... Every
night I'd save you."
- Spike [to Buffy] (6x03 - After Life)
Spike: "Well, I haven't been to a hell dimension just of late, but I do know a thing or two about torment."
Buffy: [looking down] "I was happy."
[Spike stares at her, confused and shocked]
Buffy: "Wherever I ... was ... I was happy. At peace. I knew
that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time ... didn't
mean anything ... nothing had form ... but I was still me, you know? And
I was warm ... and I was loved ... and I was finished. Complete. I
don't understand about theology or dimensions, or ... any of it, really
... but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. [near tears] I
was torn out of there. Pulled out ... by my friends. Everything here is
... hard, and bright, and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch
... this is hell. Just getting through the next moment, and the one
after that ... knowing what I've lost... [pause] They can never know. Never."
(6x03 - After Life)
Willow: "It was. But I mean, if you could be, you know, plain
old Willow or super Willow, who would you be? I guess you don't actually
have an option on the whole super thing."
Buffy: "Will, there's nothing wrong with you. You don't need magic to be special."
Willow: "Don't I? I mean, Buffy, who was I? Just... some girl. Tara didn't even know that girl."
Buffy: "You are more than some girl. And Tara wants you to stop. She loves you."
Willow: "We don't know that."
Buffy: "I know that. I promise you."
Willow: "I just... it took me away from myself, I was... free."
Buffy: "I get that. More than you- But it's wrong. People get hurt."
(6x10 - Wrecked)
"I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because... I love you, and I'll always love you. And, before I knew you, I was like a completely
different person. N-not even a person, really. And I'd seen what love
could do to people, and it was... hurt, and sadness. A-alone was better.
And then, suddenly, there was you! And-and you knew me. You saw me. And
it was this... thing. You make me feel safe and warm, so, I... get it
now. I finally get love, Xander! I really do."
- Anya (6x16 - Hell's Bells)
"First day of kindergarten. You cried because you broke
the yellow crayon, and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come
pretty far, ending the world, not a terrific notion. But the thing is?
Yeah. I love you. I loved crayon-breaky Willow and I love ... scary
veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If you wanna kill the
world? Well, then start with me. I've earned that."
- Xander (6x22 - Grave)
Season 7
[Convinced he's going mad, Spike is tormented by The First.]
Spike: "I had a speech... I learned it all... Oh god, she won't understand, she won't understand... "
The First [as Warren]:
"Of course she won't understand, Sparky. I'm beyond her understanding.
She's a girl! With sugar, and spice, and everything... useless. Unless
you're baking. I'm more than that. More than flesh... "
The First [as Glory]: "... more than blood... I'm... you know, I honestly don't think there's a
human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's
lips. Assuming their lips haven't been torn off. But not just yet.
That's all right, though. ... "
The First [as Adam]:
"... I can be patient. Everything is well within parameters. She's
exactly where I want her to be. And so are you, Number 17. You're right
where you belong."
The First [as Mayor Wilkins]:
"So, what'd you think? You'd get your soul back, and everything'd be
jim-dandy? A soul's slippier than a greased weasel! Why do you think I
sold mine? Well, you probably thought that you'd be your own man, and I
respect that. But you..."
The First [as Drusilla]:
"...never will. You'll always be mine. You'll always be in the dark with
me... singing our little song. You like our little songs, don't you?
You've always liked them. Right from the beginning. And that's where
we're going, ... "
The First [as the Master]: "... right back to the beginning! Not the Bang. Not the Word. The true
beginning. The next few months are going to be quite a ride, and I
think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process.
You'll learn you're a pathetic schmuck, if it hasn't sunk in already.
Look at you, trying to do what's right - just like her. You still don't
get it. It's not about right. Not about wrong."
The First [as Buffy]: "It's about power."
(7x01 - Lessons)
"Why does a man do what he musn't?
For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev... To be a
kind of man. And she shall look on him with forgiveness... and everybody
will forgive and love. And he will be loved. So everything's okay,
right? C-can we rest now? Buffy? Can we rest?"
- Spike (7x02 - Beneath You)
Giles: "I'm not sure. The First predates everything we've ever
known. Or can know. It's everywhere, it's pure. I don't know if we can
fight it."
Buffy:
"You're right. We don't know how to fight it. We don't know when it'll
come. [We] can't run, can't hide... can't pretend it's not the end
'cause it is. Something has always... been there to try and destroy the
world. We've... beaten them back, but we're not dealing with them
anymore. We're dealing with the reason they exist. Evil. The strongest.
The First."
Giles: "Buffy, I, um... I-I know you're... you're tired..."
Buffy: "I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. [near sobbing] I'm standing on the mouth of Hell and it is going to swallow me whole. [hardens] And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're
not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we
always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Well, we'll give
'em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now, 'cause we just became
an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won't just face our worst
fears, we will seek them out. We will find them, and cut out
their hearts, one by one, until the First shows itself for what it
really is. And I'll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this
earth more powerful than evil. And that's us. Any questions?"
(7x10 - Bring on the Night)
"They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one
who isn't chosen. To live so near to the spotlight and never step in
it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's
watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're
not special. You're extraordinary."
- Xander (7x12 - Potential)
"
"They have no purpose that unites them, so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die, which they-they know
is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to
them. They're incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the
moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane... and yet here's the thing. When it's something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they're lame morons for fighting, but they do! They never... they never quit. So I guess I'll keep fighting too."
- Anya (2x21 End of Days)
Buffy: "So here's the part where you make a choice. What if you
could have that power, now? In every generation, one Slayer is born,
because a bunch of men who died thousands of years ago made up that
rule. They were powerful men. [points to Willow] This woman... is more powerful than all of them combined. [Willow whimpers] So I say we change the rule. I say my power... should be our power. Tomorrow, Willow will use the essence of the Scythe to change our destiny. From now on, every girl in the world who might be a Slayer, will be a Slayer. Every girl who could have the power, will have the power, can stand up, will stand up. Slayers... every one of us. Make your choice. Are you ready to be strong?"
- Buffy (2x22 - Chosen)
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donderdag 25 oktober 2012
More than ready for the sequel (or third)!!!
At the end of September I just started working for the Dutch Film Festival, but I was already counting down the days to the end of October. Because the final weekend of October - meaning tomorrow - I will be attending HalloWhedon for the third time! And I'm so excited I can't even think straight... I mean, I am trying to pack my bag, but I feel like I'm forgetting everything. Today I was with my parents for an impromptu trip so I could pick up a larger suitcase, not to mention some other clothes and one of those things for a plug socket (?) - 'cause we have different ones over here. There's so much to think about. But the most important thing is that I'm seeing my friends again :D.
HalloWhedon, the first
Okay, so here's the deal. HalloWhedon is a convention for fans of works made by the genius that is Joss (Whedon). Four years ago it had it's first weekend and it was a big succes. I just had to be there. I had known for a long time that these events took place and that many fans found each other there, became friends and so on. I always felt that I missed out on that. Of course I had no idea if there were any in my neighbourhood, but I certainly didn't hear of any. So when I heard about this one I squeeled of joy. I mean, my favorite show EVER - Buffy - had it's finale many years prior. I figured it was my least chance: I could go on my own, because I was old enough. I also had the money and who knew how many more might actually be organised??? So I went. I already made some friends on the forum, so I knew some people by name. Seeing how it's a weekend thing, it started on Friday and Halloween was that Saturday (hence the name). There are themed parties every night, but unfortunately I didn't get to go to any because I got sick. But I certainly wasn't going to miss out on all the photomoments, autographes and talks. It truly was an amazing experience.
My second HalloWhedon
No, I wasn't at HalloWhedon 2. And I was so bummed about it, that I just had to go to the third. I heard the most amazing stories about the second HalloWhedon and I seriously spend the entire weekend thinking about what I was missing. Luckily I had the dvd's of Dollhouse to give me some kind of Whedony weekend, but it just wasn't enough. So I decided right then and there (especially after hearing all the stories) that if there was going to be a HalloWhedon 3, I was going to be there. On top of that, I also thought that I would have to do it over again because I missed out on the parties the first time. And HalloWhedon 3 was even better then the first one. I made more friends, I went to the parties and I had the best time EVER. Not to mention I got hugging pictures with Anthony Head and Amber Benson. And Amber spontaniously hugged me, after I gave her a Dutch delicacy :O.
I was also in luck this time, because a friend from HalloWhedon offered me a ride with her parents, so I didn't have to go alone. Plus no checking in bags or waiting three hours at the airport. I guess I could go on and on about it, but all I can say is: I really wanted a sequel of this :P.
HalloWhedon 4
More than anything, I wanted to go to the next one. My problem? It's very expensive. The past year I graduated and had a really hard time finding a job. And shallow and selfish as it may be, for a long time all I could think about was finding a job just so I would be able to go to HW4. I do have a job now, but I don't make enough money... Luckily my parents came to the rescue. They know how much it means to me and thanks to their help I get to go tomorrow. Seriously lots of love for them! I get to see my friends again and make new friends. I get to finally meet the scoobies I made over facebook, twitter and the forum. Guests this year are Kristine Sutherland - who played Buffy's mom -, J August Richards - Gunn from Angel - and Nicholas Brendon - Xander in Buffy -, who've I already met at the first HW. Sean Maher - Simon Tam from Firefly - was supposed to be there, but unfortunately he had to cancel due to work commitments. Very sad, especially 'cause he had to cancel last year as well, but it's still going to be awesome! I'm so excited right now and also a bit stressed about catching my flight and finding the right bus and everything. But once I'm in the hotel, it will be all fun all the way. My suitcase is mostly packed, I've got my costumes, food, tickets, make-up and a little something for my friends. I'd say I'm ready. So now it's time to go to bed so it'll be tomorrow that much sooner!
Want a visual? There are more than enough vids on YouTube, just type in 'HalloWhedon' and you will find the most fun stuff about the best weekend of the year :).
For more info:
http://massiveevents.co.uk/hallowhedon4/
HalloWhedon, the first
Okay, so here's the deal. HalloWhedon is a convention for fans of works made by the genius that is Joss (Whedon). Four years ago it had it's first weekend and it was a big succes. I just had to be there. I had known for a long time that these events took place and that many fans found each other there, became friends and so on. I always felt that I missed out on that. Of course I had no idea if there were any in my neighbourhood, but I certainly didn't hear of any. So when I heard about this one I squeeled of joy. I mean, my favorite show EVER - Buffy - had it's finale many years prior. I figured it was my least chance: I could go on my own, because I was old enough. I also had the money and who knew how many more might actually be organised??? So I went. I already made some friends on the forum, so I knew some people by name. Seeing how it's a weekend thing, it started on Friday and Halloween was that Saturday (hence the name). There are themed parties every night, but unfortunately I didn't get to go to any because I got sick. But I certainly wasn't going to miss out on all the photomoments, autographes and talks. It truly was an amazing experience.
My second HalloWhedon
No, I wasn't at HalloWhedon 2. And I was so bummed about it, that I just had to go to the third. I heard the most amazing stories about the second HalloWhedon and I seriously spend the entire weekend thinking about what I was missing. Luckily I had the dvd's of Dollhouse to give me some kind of Whedony weekend, but it just wasn't enough. So I decided right then and there (especially after hearing all the stories) that if there was going to be a HalloWhedon 3, I was going to be there. On top of that, I also thought that I would have to do it over again because I missed out on the parties the first time. And HalloWhedon 3 was even better then the first one. I made more friends, I went to the parties and I had the best time EVER. Not to mention I got hugging pictures with Anthony Head and Amber Benson. And Amber spontaniously hugged me, after I gave her a Dutch delicacy :O.
I was also in luck this time, because a friend from HalloWhedon offered me a ride with her parents, so I didn't have to go alone. Plus no checking in bags or waiting three hours at the airport. I guess I could go on and on about it, but all I can say is: I really wanted a sequel of this :P.
HalloWhedon 4
More than anything, I wanted to go to the next one. My problem? It's very expensive. The past year I graduated and had a really hard time finding a job. And shallow and selfish as it may be, for a long time all I could think about was finding a job just so I would be able to go to HW4. I do have a job now, but I don't make enough money... Luckily my parents came to the rescue. They know how much it means to me and thanks to their help I get to go tomorrow. Seriously lots of love for them! I get to see my friends again and make new friends. I get to finally meet the scoobies I made over facebook, twitter and the forum. Guests this year are Kristine Sutherland - who played Buffy's mom -, J August Richards - Gunn from Angel - and Nicholas Brendon - Xander in Buffy -, who've I already met at the first HW. Sean Maher - Simon Tam from Firefly - was supposed to be there, but unfortunately he had to cancel due to work commitments. Very sad, especially 'cause he had to cancel last year as well, but it's still going to be awesome! I'm so excited right now and also a bit stressed about catching my flight and finding the right bus and everything. But once I'm in the hotel, it will be all fun all the way. My suitcase is mostly packed, I've got my costumes, food, tickets, make-up and a little something for my friends. I'd say I'm ready. So now it's time to go to bed so it'll be tomorrow that much sooner!
Want a visual? There are more than enough vids on YouTube, just type in 'HalloWhedon' and you will find the most fun stuff about the best weekend of the year :).
For more info:
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vrijdag 14 september 2012
The awesomeness of quotes pt 5
The Awesomeness of Quotes page continues with attention for the male sex. And who could be better than Buffy's own soulmate? After only three wonderful and thrilling seasons on Buffy the Vampire Slayer - as an impossible love - actor David Boreanaz continued his role as Angel in the spin-off with the same name. In contrast with Buffy, his show was much darker (noir if you will) and well, more manly. Fortunately creaters Joss Whedon and David Greenwalt wouldn't let the origin disappear, and had many guest appearences during it's five season run. Even though I'm not such a crazy fan of Angel as I am of Buffy, it's still a great show with memorable quotes. And precisely for that reason, I give you this:
Season 1
1x01 - City of
Angel: "Where's home?"
Tina: "Missoula, Montana. You've been to Missoula?"
Angel: "During the Depression. Uh, my depression. I was depressed there."
Tina: "Missoula, Montana. You've been to Missoula?"
Angel: "During the Depression. Uh, my depression. I was depressed there."
Cordelia: "So are you still [makes a vampire face] "grrr"?"
Angel: "Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that."
Cordelia: "I finally get invited to a nice place with no mirrors and lots of curtains. Hey, you're a vampire!"
Russell: "What? No, I'm not."
Cordelia: "Are too!"
Russell: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Cordelia: "I'm from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth. I think I know a vampire when... I'm... alone with him... in his fortress-like home."
1x02 - Lonely Hearts
Angel: "So what are you looking for?"
Kate: "Me? I guess it depends on how many daiquiris I've had. Wow, way to come off as a drunken slut."
[Doyle finds a bra in Cordelia's messy living room and holds it up.
Cordelia: "Oh, that is so high school. "Ooh-ooh! Cordelia wears bras! She has girl parts!""
Angel: "So what are you looking for?"
Kate: "Me? I guess it depends on how many daiquiris I've had. Wow, way to come off as a drunken slut."
[Doyle finds a bra in Cordelia's messy living room and holds it up.
Cordelia: "Oh, that is so high school. "Ooh-ooh! Cordelia wears bras! She has girl parts!""
1x03 - In the Dark
[Watching from on top of a building as Angel talks to a woman he just saved, Spike guesses what is being said.]
Spike: [as Rachel] "How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?"
[as Angel] "No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire,
but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy
puppy with bad teeth."
[Rachel reaches for Angel's head] "No, not the hair. Never the hair."
[Rachel reaches for Angel's head] "No, not the hair. Never the hair."
[as Rachel] "But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?"
[as Angel] "No, helping those in need's my job, and
working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent
poof is truly thanks enough."
[as Rachel] "I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so..."
[as Angel] "Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm
almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the
Angel-mobile, away."
Or simply watch it here
1x04 - I Fall to Pieces
Angel: "Am I intimidating? I mean, do I put people off?"
Cordelia: "Well, as vampires go, you're pretty cuddly. Maybe you might want to think about mixing up the black-on-black a little, though."
Cordelia: [to Doyle] "You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard."
Angel: "Am I intimidating? I mean, do I put people off?"
Cordelia: "Well, as vampires go, you're pretty cuddly. Maybe you might want to think about mixing up the black-on-black a little, though."
Cordelia: [to Doyle] "You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard."
1x05 - Rm w/a Vu
Doyle: "If you ever want to, you know, spend one night away from the place, maybe give me a call."
Cordelia: "Well, stranger things have happened. No... wait... they really haven't."
Cordelia: "Well, stranger things have happened. No... wait... they really haven't."
1x06 - Sense & Sensitivity
[Angel, Cordelia and Doyle have just broken in to a back room at the precinct. Angel climbs down and turns to look at the broken window.]
Angel: "Wow. That's vandalism."
Doyle: "It's okay. We'll take care of it later."
Angel: "We should leave a note."
Cordelia: "Come on."
Angel: "What's the magic word?"
Cordelia: "Urgh!"
Angel: "I don't think 'urgh' is a magic word, if one could call it a word, and certainly not a magic one."
Cordelia: "We don't have time for this."
Angel: "There's always time to be considerate of others, Cordelia."
Cordelia: "Oh, please."
Angel: [smiles] "There. That wasn't so hard now was it?"
[Angel, Cordelia and Doyle have just broken in to a back room at the precinct. Angel climbs down and turns to look at the broken window.]
Angel: "Wow. That's vandalism."
Doyle: "It's okay. We'll take care of it later."
Angel: "We should leave a note."
Cordelia: "Come on."
Angel: "What's the magic word?"
Cordelia: "Urgh!"
Angel: "I don't think 'urgh' is a magic word, if one could call it a word, and certainly not a magic one."
Cordelia: "We don't have time for this."
Angel: "There's always time to be considerate of others, Cordelia."
Cordelia: "Oh, please."
Angel: [smiles] "There. That wasn't so hard now was it?"
1x07 - Bachelor Party
Cordelia: "You were so... brave."
Doyle: "You think you could say that again without so much shock in your voice? You're steppin' on my moment of manliness here."
Doyle: "You think you could say that again without so much shock in your voice? You're steppin' on my moment of manliness here."
1x08 - I Will Remember You
Cordelia: "Oh please. They've got the forbidden love of all time.
They've been apart for months, now he's suddenly human? I'm sure they're down
there just havin' tea and crackers."
1x09 - Hero
[Doyle returns from a dangerous task.]
Cordelia: "You're alive!"
Doyle: "And you're not happy?"
Cordelia: "We were worried."
Doyle: "Oh! Well, it's all gonna be okay n... [Cordelia slaps him] ...What was that for?"
Cordelia: "Why didn't you tell me you were half demon? I thought we agreed that secrets are bad!"
Doyle: "I wanted to tell you. I was afraid. I thought if I did, you'd reject me."
Cordelia: "I rejected you way before now! So you're half demon! Big whoop!! I can't believe you'd think I'd care about that. I mean, I work for a vampire! Hel-lo?"
Doyle: "It's true. I just..."
Cordelia: "What do you think I am, superficial? I mean, you're half demon. That's so far down the list. Way under 'short.' And 'poor.' Is there anything else I should know?"
Doyle: "The half demon thing? Pretty much my big secret."
Cordelia: "Good. That's out. It's done. Would you ask me out for dinner, already?"
[Doyle returns from a dangerous task.]
Cordelia: "You're alive!"
Doyle: "And you're not happy?"
Cordelia: "We were worried."
Doyle: "Oh! Well, it's all gonna be okay n... [Cordelia slaps him] ...What was that for?"
Cordelia: "Why didn't you tell me you were half demon? I thought we agreed that secrets are bad!"
Doyle: "I wanted to tell you. I was afraid. I thought if I did, you'd reject me."
Cordelia: "I rejected you way before now! So you're half demon! Big whoop!! I can't believe you'd think I'd care about that. I mean, I work for a vampire! Hel-lo?"
Doyle: "It's true. I just..."
Cordelia: "What do you think I am, superficial? I mean, you're half demon. That's so far down the list. Way under 'short.' And 'poor.' Is there anything else I should know?"
Doyle: "The half demon thing? Pretty much my big secret."
Cordelia: "Good. That's out. It's done. Would you ask me out for dinner, already?"
1x10 - Parting Gifts
Wesley: "I'm a rogue demon hunter now."
Cordelia: "Wow. [Pause] What's a rogue demon?"
Cordelia: "Do you even know where you're headed?"
Wesley: "Rogue Demon Hunters rarely do. Wherever evil lurks, wherever the forces of darkness threaten humanity, that's where I'll be."
Cordelia: "Oh, okay. Well, keep in touch."
Wesley: "Rogue Demon Hunters rarely do. Wherever evil lurks, wherever the forces of darkness threaten humanity, that's where I'll be."
Cordelia: "Oh, okay. Well, keep in touch."
1x11 - Somnabulist
Cordelia: "Okay, you get to leave now. You're not gonna come in here and accuse Angel like this."
Wesley: "Cordelia."
Cordelia: "No! I don't care how many files you have on all the horrible things that he did back in the powdered wig days. He's good now. And he is my friend. And nothing you or anyone else can say will make me turn on a friend!"
Angel: "Cordelia. He's right."
Cordelia: "You stake him and I'll cut his head off."
Wesley: "Cordelia."
Cordelia: "No! I don't care how many files you have on all the horrible things that he did back in the powdered wig days. He's good now. And he is my friend. And nothing you or anyone else can say will make me turn on a friend!"
Angel: "Cordelia. He's right."
Cordelia: "You stake him and I'll cut his head off."
Cordelia: "People really do change."
Angel: "Yes, they do. And sometimes they change back. If the day ever comes that I..."
Cordelia: "Oh, I'll kill you dead."
Angel: "Thanks."
1x12 - Expecting
Angel: "I really don't like it when people shoot me."
Angel: "I really don't like it when people shoot me."
1x13 - She
[Angel dutifully attends Cordelia's party.]
Cordelia: "Hi! You having fun?"
Angel: "Sure. This is... um..."
Cordelia: "Your idea of hell."
Angel: "Actually, in hell you tend to know a lot of the people."
[Angel dutifully attends Cordelia's party.]
Cordelia: "Hi! You having fun?"
Angel: "Sure. This is... um..."
Cordelia: "Your idea of hell."
Angel: "Actually, in hell you tend to know a lot of the people."
1x14 - I've Got You Under My Skin
Cordelia: "What is this stuff anyway? It's kinda pretty."
Wesley: "It's the bodily excretion of an Ethros Demon."
Cordelia: "No one could have said 'demon poo' before I touched it?"
Wesley: "It's the bodily excretion of an Ethros Demon."
Cordelia: "No one could have said 'demon poo' before I touched it?"
1x15 - The Prodigal
Angel: "This is strictly recon. I need to know exactly what we're dealing with before we make any moves."
Wesley: "Right you are. Deliberate, cautious approach would be the most sensible plan. "Fools rush in.""
Cordelia: "No, he wants you to stay here."
Wesley: "Right you are. Deliberate, cautious approach would be the most sensible plan. "Fools rush in.""
Cordelia: "No, he wants you to stay here."
1x16 - The Ring
Cordelia: "Claws or hands?"
Wesley: "He wrote 'claw-like hands.'"
Cordelia: "Could be a mixed-breed. Smell?"
Wesley: "Sulfuric."
Cordelia: "Add a Porsche and hair plugs, and I've dated this guy. A lot."
Wesley: "He wrote 'claw-like hands.'"
Cordelia: "Could be a mixed-breed. Smell?"
Wesley: "Sulfuric."
Cordelia: "Add a Porsche and hair plugs, and I've dated this guy. A lot."
1x17 - Eternity
Wesley: "We're doomed."
Angel: "Maybe we can make a break for it."
Wesley: "Impossible."
Angel: "Front exit?"
Wesley: "We'd be spotted instantly."
Angel: "Back door?"
Wesley: "Blocked."
Angel: "That's it, then. We're trapped."
Wesley: "We could try shouting fire... [seats in a theater are shown] It's not technically a crowded theater."
Cordelia: [performing Henrik Ibsen's "A Doll's House" on stage] "'One day, I might, yes. Many years from now, when I've lost my looks a little. Do not laugh.'"
Wesley: [checks his watch] "Only another hour."
Cordelia: "'I mean of course, a time will come when Torvald is not... is not...' ..Line??"
Prompter: [whispers] "'is not as devoted to me'."
Wesley: "Perhaps two."
Cordelia: "What??"
Prompter: [whispers] "'is not as devoted to me'."
Cordelia: "'is not as devoted to me.'" [adds dramatic sob]
Angel: "And I thought I knew Eternity."
Wesley: "We're doomed."
Angel: "Maybe we can make a break for it."
Wesley: "Impossible."
Angel: "Front exit?"
Wesley: "We'd be spotted instantly."
Angel: "Back door?"
Wesley: "Blocked."
Angel: "That's it, then. We're trapped."
Wesley: "We could try shouting fire... [seats in a theater are shown] It's not technically a crowded theater."
Cordelia: [performing Henrik Ibsen's "A Doll's House" on stage] "'One day, I might, yes. Many years from now, when I've lost my looks a little. Do not laugh.'"
Wesley: [checks his watch] "Only another hour."
Cordelia: "'I mean of course, a time will come when Torvald is not... is not...' ..Line??"
Prompter: [whispers] "'is not as devoted to me'."
Wesley: "Perhaps two."
Cordelia: "What??"
Prompter: [whispers] "'is not as devoted to me'."
Cordelia: "'is not as devoted to me.'" [adds dramatic sob]
Angel: "And I thought I knew Eternity."
Again, you can see it for yourself
[A movie star wants Angel's help to protect her.]
Angel: "I can't take your case."
Cordelia: [in the outer office] "ARE YOU INSANE?!"
1x18 - Five by Five
Angel: "Giles said she left Sunnydale about a week ago. Described her mental state as borderline psychotic."
Cordelia: "That explains her outfit."
Cordelia: "That explains her outfit."
1x19 - Sanctuary
Buffy: "You hit me!"
Angel: "Well, not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first."
1x20 - War Zone
Cordelia: "You know, there's nothing like riding in a
convertible with the top down to make you see the sun and sand. Mmmm.
Smell that salt air."
Wesley: "That's not salt."
Cordelia: "I don't think it's air, either."
Wesley: "That's not salt."
Cordelia: "I don't think it's air, either."
1x21 - Blind Date
Gunn:
"Whoo Whoo! My God! They told me it was true, but I didn't believe em.
Damn, here it is. Evil white folks really do have a mecca. Now, now, now
girls, don't get all riled up. (screams) Did you just step on my
foot? Was that my foot you just stepped on? Are you assulting me up in
this haven of justice?! Somebody get me a lawyer, because my civil
rights have seriously been violated. Oh, I get it, y'all can cater to
the demon... cater to the dead man... but what about the black man!?"
1x22 - To Shanshu in L.A.
Cordelia: "I want to know what it says about me, if there's torrid romance in my future, massive wealth, if I have to I'll settle for enviable fame."
Wesley: "It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball."
Cordelia: "Nobody gets my humor."
Angel: "I thought it was funny."
Cordelia: "Oh."
Cordelia: "I want to know what it says about me, if there's torrid romance in my future, massive wealth, if I have to I'll settle for enviable fame."
Wesley: "It's an ancient sacred text, not a Magic Eight Ball."
Cordelia: "Nobody gets my humor."
Angel: "I thought it was funny."
Cordelia: "Oh."
Season 2
2x01 - Judgment
[Meeting Lorne for the first time]
Cordelia: "Who is this guy?"
Wesley: "He's anagogic."
Cordelia: "Really? He looks like he's eating enough."
[Angel is refusing to sing at Caritas]
Angel: "There are three things I don't do: tan, date, and sing in public."
2x02 - Are You Now Or Have You Ever Been
Cordelia: "Something the matter?"
Angel: [looking at the dark liquid in his glass] "I, um, I think it's gone bad. It's starting to coagulate."
Cordelia: "Huh? No - that's cinnamon. [off Angel's look] What, I can't try something?"
Cordelia: "Something the matter?"
Angel: [looking at the dark liquid in his glass] "I, um, I think it's gone bad. It's starting to coagulate."
Cordelia: "Huh? No - that's cinnamon. [off Angel's look] What, I can't try something?"
Wesley: "I've been accused of a great many things in my time but paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back."
2x03 - First Impressions
Cordelia: "Maybe we can help."
Gunn: "You two? I find Deevak, I'm gonna need more than C-3PO and Stick Figure Barbie backin' me up, no offense."
Wesley: "Very little taken."
Gunn: "You two? I find Deevak, I'm gonna need more than C-3PO and Stick Figure Barbie backin' me up, no offense."
Wesley: "Very little taken."
2x04 - Untouched
Wesley: "I am not a sheep!"
Cordelia: "You are such a sheep. You've never had a single opinion you didn't read in a book."
Wesley: "At least I've opened a book."
Cordelia: "Oh don't even try with the snooty, Wooly Boy. I was top 10 percent of my class!"
Wesley: "What class? Advanced bosoms?"
Angel: "What do we know about telekinesis?"
Wesley: "Ah yes, the power of moving things with one's mind. That's pretty much it. The power of.. moving.. I.. I'm better with demons, really."
Wesley: "I am not a sheep!"
Cordelia: "You are such a sheep. You've never had a single opinion you didn't read in a book."
Wesley: "At least I've opened a book."
Cordelia: "Oh don't even try with the snooty, Wooly Boy. I was top 10 percent of my class!"
Wesley: "What class? Advanced bosoms?"
Angel: "What do we know about telekinesis?"
Wesley: "Ah yes, the power of moving things with one's mind. That's pretty much it. The power of.. moving.. I.. I'm better with demons, really."
2x05 - Dear Boy
Gunn: "As evil blood-sucking vampires go, how would you rate Angelus?"
Wesley: "Historically, as bad as they come. Especially when he was with his sire, Darla."
Cordelia: "We're researching her now to see if she has some kind of resurrection powers. Maybe she's a vampire cat with nine lives, or something!"
Gunn: "So he and Darla together, bad combo?"
Wesley: "They rampaged through half the known world until Angel got his soul."
Cordelia: "Imagine Bonnie and Clyde if they had 150 years to get it right."
Darla: "All you have do, is let me give you one little moment of happiness."
Angel: "You took me places, showed me things. You blew the top off my head. But you never made me happy."
Darla: "But that...that cheerleader did?"
Angel: "You took me places, showed me things. You blew the top off my head. But you never made me happy."
Darla: "But that...that cheerleader did?"
Angel: "I smelled her, I know her scent."
Wesley: "You can't just..."
Angel: "You had sex last night with a bleached blonde."
Wesley: "Good Lord!"
2x06 - Guise Will Be Guise
[The team is at Caritas, a karaoke bar favored by demons.]
Gunn: "Okay, what I want to know is, how'd I live in L.A. all my life and not notice weird-ass stuff was going on?"
Cordelia: "Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think!"
[The team is at Caritas, a karaoke bar favored by demons.]
Gunn: "Okay, what I want to know is, how'd I live in L.A. all my life and not notice weird-ass stuff was going on?"
Cordelia: "Oh, the ass is even weirder than you think!"
2x07 - Darla
Cordelia: "And this would be the same woman you didn't notice was in your bedroom every night for like three weeks straight?"
Angel: "That was different."
Cordelia: "Different in the sitting-right-on-top-of-you sense, yeah."
Wesley: "Cordelia has a point."
Cordelia: "Finally!"
Wesley: "The last time Darla emerged she wanted to be found. Now she is out there among six million other people."
Cordelia: "She could be sitting on top of anybody."
Angel: "That was different."
Cordelia: "Different in the sitting-right-on-top-of-you sense, yeah."
Wesley: "Cordelia has a point."
Cordelia: "Finally!"
Wesley: "The last time Darla emerged she wanted to be found. Now she is out there among six million other people."
Cordelia: "She could be sitting on top of anybody."
2x08 - Shroud of Ramon
[Cordelia has dyed her hair black.]
Wesley: "What happened to your head?"
Cordelia: "Excuse me?"
Wesley: "Your hair. It's.. new. It's great. When did this happen?"
Cordelia: "Ten days ago."
[Cordelia has dyed her hair black.]
Wesley: "What happened to your head?"
Cordelia: "Excuse me?"
Wesley: "Your hair. It's.. new. It's great. When did this happen?"
Cordelia: "Ten days ago."
2x09 - The Trial
[Angel has brought a terminally ill human Darla to the Hyperion Hotel]
Cordelia: [to Darla] "First up, you're a prisoner."
Wesley: "I'd have to concur with that, yes."
Cordelia: "See, you've got our friend all in knots."
Wesley: "Can't say we like you much."
Cordelia: "So, sorry about the dying, but if you try to escape, we will hit you."
Wesley: "On the head."
Cordelia: "With very large and heavy objects. Okay?"
2x10 - Reunion
Drusilla: "I saw you coming, my lovely. The moon showed me. It told me to come into the twentieth century."
Angel: "It's the twenty-first century, Dru."
Drusilla: "Hmm, I'm still lagging."
Drusilla: "Ooh. I'm ringing. - Do you hear it? I'm ringing all over! [Darla grabs the phone from Drusilla's cleavage] Oh, yeah. I forgot about that."
2x11 - Redefinition
Drusilla: "I saw you coming, my lovely. The moon showed me. It told me to come into the twentieth century."
Angel: "It's the twenty-first century, Dru."
Drusilla: "Hmm, I'm still lagging."
Drusilla: "Ooh. I'm ringing. - Do you hear it? I'm ringing all over! [Darla grabs the phone from Drusilla's cleavage] Oh, yeah. I forgot about that."
2x11 - Redefinition
Cordelia: "What just happened? Can someone explain to me what just happened here?"
Wesley: "I believe we were fired."
Gunn: "Canned."
Wesley: "Let go."
Gunn: "Axed."
Wesley: "Shown the door."
Gunn: "Booted."
Cordelia: "All right! I get it. But what just happened?"
Gunn: "You got a thesaurus in there?"
Wesley: "I believe we were fired."
Gunn: "Canned."
Wesley: "Let go."
Gunn: "Axed."
Wesley: "Shown the door."
Gunn: "Booted."
Cordelia: "All right! I get it. But what just happened?"
Gunn: "You got a thesaurus in there?"
2x12 - Blood Money
Angel: "The game. It's actually kind of fun when you know the
rules. I mean, when you know - that there aren't any. You screw with me,
and you screw with me, and... you screw with me. And now - I get to
screw with you."
Lilah: "Uh..."
Angel: "That's gonna be great!"
Lilah: "Angel, please..."
Angel: "No. No. No. No. The begging - that comes later."
Lilah: "Uh..."
Angel: "That's gonna be great!"
Lilah: "Angel, please..."
Angel: "No. No. No. No. The begging - that comes later."
2x13 - Happy Anniversary
Gunn: "Yeah. And don't try to tell us there is no way to go but up, because the truth is there is always more down."
Virginia: "Oh! And that was very well said by the way. But I found a case for you. A client. A rich one."
Wesley: "Really?"
Cordelia: "And this isn't the first thing you say when you come in the room?"
Virginia: "Well, I got distracted by your waves of desperation."
Virginia: "Oh! And that was very well said by the way. But I found a case for you. A client. A rich one."
Wesley: "Really?"
Cordelia: "And this isn't the first thing you say when you come in the room?"
Virginia: "Well, I got distracted by your waves of desperation."
2x14 - The Thin Dead Line
Cordelia: "This is no time for circuits busy! So, don't tell me circuits are busy. If the circuits are busy - get some new circuits now!"
2x15 - Reprise
Cordelia: "I don't even know what you are anymore."
Angel: "I'm a vampire. Look it up!"
Cordelia: "I don't even know what you are anymore."
Angel: "I'm a vampire. Look it up!"
2x16 - Epiphany
Darla: "But we..."
Angel: "Yes..."
Darla: "...and you..."
Angel: "I know..."
Darla: "Then I..."
Angel: "Three times..."
Darla: "You're not evil?"
Angel: "Yes..."
Darla: "...and you..."
Angel: "I know..."
Darla: "Then I..."
Angel: "Three times..."
Darla: "You're not evil?"
2x17 - Disharmony
Wesley: "And I'd love a cup of coffee."
Angel: "Very funny."
Cordelia: "Two sugars in mine."
Angel: "Man, atonement's a bitch."
Willow: "Okay, we are clear on the fact that Harmony's a vampire, right?"
Cordelia: "Ohhh! Harmony's a vampire! That's why she- Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. All this time I thought she was a great big lesbo. [Pauses, most likely listening to Willow's news that she is in a relationship with a girl] Oh... good for you then."
Angel: "Very funny."
Cordelia: "Two sugars in mine."
Angel: "Man, atonement's a bitch."
Willow: "Okay, we are clear on the fact that Harmony's a vampire, right?"
Cordelia: "Ohhh! Harmony's a vampire! That's why she- Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. All this time I thought she was a great big lesbo. [Pauses, most likely listening to Willow's news that she is in a relationship with a girl] Oh... good for you then."
Here´s another fun one for ya!
2x18 - Dead End
Angel: "I'm just here to say bon voyage and don't come back."
Lindsey: "To L.A.? Nah, you can have this place."
Angel: "Good, I'm glad I didn't have to do something immature here."
Lindsey: "The key to Wolfram & Hart- don't let them make you play their game. You gotta make them play yours."
Angel: "Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Don't drive too fast. Lot of cops out there. [Lindsey drives away with a "Cops Suck" sign on the back of his truck]"
Angel: "I'm just here to say bon voyage and don't come back."
Lindsey: "To L.A.? Nah, you can have this place."
Angel: "Good, I'm glad I didn't have to do something immature here."
Lindsey: "The key to Wolfram & Hart- don't let them make you play their game. You gotta make them play yours."
Angel: "Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. Don't drive too fast. Lot of cops out there. [Lindsey drives away with a "Cops Suck" sign on the back of his truck]"
2x19 - Belonging
[Wesley and Angel just came back from fighting a Haklar.]
Cordelia: "How was the big fight? All big and fighty?"
Wesley: "We managed to kill the Haklar just as it was about to devour a group of power walkers."
Angel: "It was horrible."
Cordelia: "I know. I saw it in my stupid vision, remember?"
Angel: "No, not the Haklar, the power walkers. I mean, walking I get, but power walking? Why not just run for a shorter time?"
[Cordelia looks at Angel strangely.]
Angel: "Weird. Plus, one of them hit him." (Points to Wesley, whose forehead is injured.)
Cordelia: (gasps) "A power walker did that?"
Wesley: "Apparently, she felt I'd disrespected the Haklar's culture by killing it."
Cordelia: "This town sucks."
2x20 - Over the Rainbow
[Sunlight in Pylea doesn't harm vampires]
Angel: "Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?"
2x21 - Through the Looking Glass
[Wesley and Gunn have been captured and are about to be executed .]
Gunn: "I've got a plan."
Wesley: "Oh thank god! What is it?"
Gunn: "We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus."
[Wesley and Gunn have been captured and are about to be executed .]
Gunn: "I've got a plan."
Wesley: "Oh thank god! What is it?"
Gunn: "We die horribly and painfully. You go to hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of Baby Jesus."
2x22 - There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb
Crowd: [bowing as Cordelia walks by] "Your Majesty."
Wesley: "Should people be bowing in a free society?"
Cordelia: "These things take time."
Season 3
Wesley: "Should people be bowing in a free society?"
Cordelia: "These things take time."
Season 3
3x01 - Heartthrob
Cordelia: "You guys amaze me. You'll fight hell beasts but you're scared of rats."
Gunn: "Hate rats. Their beady eyes -"
Wesley: "And their beady teeth --"
Gunn: "-- and their tails all woosha-woosha-woosha -"
Cordelia: "It's gorgeous! Look how it brings out my breasts! Like you weren't all thinkin' it."
Gunn: "Hate rats. Their beady eyes -"
Wesley: "And their beady teeth --"
Gunn: "-- and their tails all woosha-woosha-woosha -"
Cordelia: "It's gorgeous! Look how it brings out my breasts! Like you weren't all thinkin' it."
3x02 - That Vision Thing
Angel: "Fred! Good to see you out and about."
Fred: "It is isn't it. Out and about. I've been forkin' with Gunn."
Cordelia: "I'm right as rain."
Fred: "I never understood that saying-right as rain. How is rain right? Or wrong for that matter? Okay, I suppose if there's a flood it's wrong, and speaking of floods, or just being overwhelmed, what's it like to have a vision?"
Cordelia: "Wow. Y'know, next to you, I am downright linear."
3x03 - That Old Gang of Mine
[Fred is onstage at a karaoke bar, singing "Crazy".]
Cordelia: "I swear, she picked out the song herself."
3x04 - Carpe Noctem
Fred: "Why do girls want to look like that? I spent years in a cave, starving. What's their excuse?"
Cordelia: "Fashion."
Cordelia: "Fashion."
3x05 - Fredless
Cordelia: "Lemme break this down for you, Fred. (Being
Buffy) Oh, Angel. I know that I am a Slayer, and you are a Vampire, and
it is impossible for us to be together, but --"
Wesley: (Being Angel) "But my gypsy curse, and our hot little loins, sometimes prevent us from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy --"
Cordelia: "Yes, Angel?"
Wesley: "I love you so much I almost forgot to brood."
Cordelia: "And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean we can't be friends."
Wesley: "Or possibly more?"
Cordelia: "Gasp! No! We mustn't! You'll lose your soul!"
Wesley: "To hell with my soul! Again! Kiss me!"
Cordelia: "Bite me!"
Angel: "How 'bout you both bite me?"
Wesley: (Being Angel) "But my gypsy curse, and our hot little loins, sometimes prevent us from seeing the truth. Oh Buffy --"
Cordelia: "Yes, Angel?"
Wesley: "I love you so much I almost forgot to brood."
Cordelia: "And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean we can't be friends."
Wesley: "Or possibly more?"
Cordelia: "Gasp! No! We mustn't! You'll lose your soul!"
Wesley: "To hell with my soul! Again! Kiss me!"
Cordelia: "Bite me!"
Angel: "How 'bout you both bite me?"
Because it´s so funny, also in sound and image
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Angel: "What I meant was... I'm gonna miss her. She was just this nice, quiet kind of crazy. I found it soothing."
Cordelia: "And what, I'm not soothing? I can be soothing. I could soothe your ass off, pal."
Cordelia: "And what, I'm not soothing? I can be soothing. I could soothe your ass off, pal."
3x06 - Billy
Cordelia: "Actually, I'm feeling superior because I have
an arrow pointed at your jugular. And the irony of using a phallic
shaped weapon? Not lost on me."
3x07 - Offspring
Cordelia: "Hey, what are friends for?"
Darla: "If you ask me, they're for knocking you up and leaving you high and dry."
Darla: "If you ask me, they're for knocking you up and leaving you high and dry."
3x08 - Quickening
Angel: "Flamethrower? No, no. There'll be no throwing of
flames. Nobody's gonna do anything until we know exactly what's going
on. Now, if anybody has a problem with that they should leave - now."
[Darla starts to leave]
Angel: "Not you."
Cordelia: "You want me to protect the vampire bitch who bit me and her evil love child?[Cordy clocks Darla] Okay, I'm in."
[Darla starts to leave]
Angel: "Not you."
Cordelia: "You want me to protect the vampire bitch who bit me and her evil love child?[Cordy clocks Darla] Okay, I'm in."
Just some bloopers from this season to spice it up a little
3x09 - Lullaby
Gavin: [About Linwood] "He's gonna crucify us."
Lilah: "They don't crucify here. It's too Christian."
Gavin: [About Linwood] "He's gonna crucify us."
Lilah: "They don't crucify here. It's too Christian."
3x10 - Dad
Gunn: "What are you doing?"
Wesley: "Trying to imagine myself as John Wayne in Rio Bravo. You?"
Gunn: "Austin Stoker, Assault on Precinct Thirteen."
Cordelia: "If we live through this, trade in your DVD Players and get a life."
Wesley: "Trying to imagine myself as John Wayne in Rio Bravo. You?"
Gunn: "Austin Stoker, Assault on Precinct Thirteen."
Cordelia: "If we live through this, trade in your DVD Players and get a life."
3x11 - Birthday
Cordelia: "You're - you're - death? You've come to take me."
Skip: [bursts out laughing] "Kidding. [Offers hand] I'm Skip. [She doesn't shake it] You're Cordelia Chase, right? [Cordelia nods slightly] Sorry it took me so long, I... [indicates her body] this you? Most people go astral, their spiritual shapes tend to be an idealized version of themselves. You know, straighten the nose, lose the gray, sort of a self-esteem kind of thing. You're pretty confident, aren't ya?"
Cordelia: "You're - you're - death? You've come to take me."
Skip: [bursts out laughing] "Kidding. [Offers hand] I'm Skip. [She doesn't shake it] You're Cordelia Chase, right? [Cordelia nods slightly] Sorry it took me so long, I... [indicates her body] this you? Most people go astral, their spiritual shapes tend to be an idealized version of themselves. You know, straighten the nose, lose the gray, sort of a self-esteem kind of thing. You're pretty confident, aren't ya?"
3x12 - Provider
Wesley: [about his web articles on DNA Fusion Comparisons and Tri-ped Demon Populations] "It's an exciting arena."
Lorne: "But one I'm sure we can all download at: I'll-never-know-the-love-of-a-woman-dot-com. Can we get down to business?"
Wesley: [about his web articles on DNA Fusion Comparisons and Tri-ped Demon Populations] "It's an exciting arena."
Lorne: "But one I'm sure we can all download at: I'll-never-know-the-love-of-a-woman-dot-com. Can we get down to business?"
3x13 - Waiting in the Wings
Angel: "I saw their production of "Giselle" in 1890. I wept like a baby, and I was evil!"
3x14 - Couplet
Groosalugg/Groo: [upon hearing Angel's cellphone] "Angel, your coat is singing."
3x15 - Loyalty
Gunn: "I wanna know how he does it. No last name, no bank account. How are you ordering stuff off the web?"
Fred: "It's not that hard, really. All you have to do is hack into the shipping database, find someone who is ordering what you want, then substitute your information. Except that would just be high-tech robbery."
Angel: "I memorized Cordelia's credit card numbers."
Fred: "Oh. Low-tech robbery."
Fred: "It's not that hard, really. All you have to do is hack into the shipping database, find someone who is ordering what you want, then substitute your information. Except that would just be high-tech robbery."
Angel: "I memorized Cordelia's credit card numbers."
Fred: "Oh. Low-tech robbery."
3x16 - Sleep Tight
Lilah: "Like a cat. Can't hear you. But I'm starting to feel you when you're near. Isn't that nice and creepy? How did you find me?"
Angel: "Your assistant."
Lilah: "I'll have his arms broken."
Angel: "Already taken care of."
Lilah: "Like a cat. Can't hear you. But I'm starting to feel you when you're near. Isn't that nice and creepy? How did you find me?"
Angel: "Your assistant."
Lilah: "I'll have his arms broken."
Angel: "Already taken care of."
Sahjhan: "I have a lot of work to do. I can't be in every time/space at once, and here I find you drinking with my sworn enemy."
Angel: "Sworn enemy? Really? Have we met? Because I don't remember swearing."
3x17 - Forgiving
Sahjhan: (after Fred hits him with a torch) "Do I look like I need more skin problems?"
3x18 - Double or Nothing
3x18 - Double or Nothing
Fred: "What? No! This is worse! Much worse! I wish he had broken up with me!"
Cordelia: "Fred, I hate to say this, but... are you sure he didn't? I mean, those things you said he said to you..."
Fred: "I know I said he said those things to me, but he would never say those things to me!"
Cordelia: "Those things he said?"
Fred: "Exactly! That's how I know he's in trouble!"
Cordelia: "Fred, I hate to say this, but... are you sure he didn't? I mean, those things you said he said to you..."
Fred: "I know I said he said those things to me, but he would never say those things to me!"
Cordelia: "Those things he said?"
Fred: "Exactly! That's how I know he's in trouble!"
Fred: "Don't forget your machete."
Gunn: "Yes, dear."
Groo: "He is very fortunate to have such a woman looking after his weapon."
Lorne: "I'm not touchin' that one."
Lorne: "I'm not touchin' that one."
3x19 - The Price
Groo: "You and I have fought side by side on more than
one occasion -- Fellow warriors, shoulder to shoulder. By now, my
counsel must assuredly hold weight, so I beseech you to heed my words..."
Angel: "Mmo-kay..."
Groo: ""Pomegranate Mist" is the wrong color for this room."
Angel: "Mmo-kay..."
Groo: ""Pomegranate Mist" is the wrong color for this room."
3x20 - A New World
Gunn: "Couple of weeks ago he was wearing diapers. Now he's a teenager?"
Cordelia: "Tell me we don't live in a soap opera."
Cordelia: "Tell me we don't live in a soap opera."
3x21 - Benediction
Angel: "It's kinda my job. Look, this shouldn't take too long. But
it could be pretty dangerous. There's usually violence and killing,
so... Wanna come?"
3x22 - Tomorrow
3x22 - Tomorrow
Cordelia: "Well, what about rebuilding your club here?"
Lorne: "Well, that's a great idea, pixiecat, except every time I do, you all seem to destroy it."
Cordelia: "It was only (pauses and looks ashamed) three times."
Lorne: "Well, that's a great idea, pixiecat, except every time I do, you all seem to destroy it."
Cordelia: "It was only (pauses and looks ashamed) three times."
Season 4
4x01 - Deep Down
Angel: "What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But
then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a
hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me
perspective."
4x02 - Ground State
4x02 - Ground State
[Angel and Gunn are using a rope to climb up the side of a building.]
Gunn: "Damn! This is so much harder than it looks on Batman."
Angel: "Tell me you're not here for the Axis."
Gwen: "I'm not here for the Axis."
Angel: "You're lying."
Gwen: "I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier."
Gunn: "Damn! This is so much harder than it looks on Batman."
Angel: "Tell me you're not here for the Axis."
Gwen: "I'm not here for the Axis."
Angel: "You're lying."
Gwen: "I'm fibbing. It's lying, only classier."
4x03 - The House Always Wins
[Lorne is the headline act at a Las Vegas casino.]
Gunn: "Nobody seems to be bothered by the fact that he's a demon."
Fred: "They must think it's all makeup, like the Blue Man Group. You don't think… the Blue Man Group…"
Angel: "Only two of them."
[Lorne is the headline act at a Las Vegas casino.]
Gunn: "Nobody seems to be bothered by the fact that he's a demon."
Fred: "They must think it's all makeup, like the Blue Man Group. You don't think… the Blue Man Group…"
Angel: "Only two of them."
4x04 - Slouching Toward Bethlehem
Cordelia: "Wow. How did I - ? I am a spy. I get it now.
You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and
want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some
nano-techno-thingy that you want."
Gunn: "So... I look Russian to you?"
Cordelia: "Black Russian."
Angel: "That's a drink."
Cordelia: "Says the head spy."
Gunn: "So... I look Russian to you?"
Cordelia: "Black Russian."
Angel: "That's a drink."
Cordelia: "Says the head spy."
4x05 - Supersymmetry
Angel: "They talk about me in the chatty rooms?"
Fred: "You know what they say about payback? Well, I'm the bitch."
Fred: "You know what they say about payback? Well, I'm the bitch."
4x06 - Spin the Bottle
Cordelia [seeing Angel for the first time]: "Hello, salty goodness!"
(The exact line she said the first time she saw Angel in Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Cordelia [seeing Angel for the first time]: "Hello, salty goodness!"
(The exact line she said the first time she saw Angel in Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
[Wesley and Gunn are wrestling.]
Cordelia: [to Angel] "Are you going to stop this?"
Angel: "High time the English got what's coming to 'em. I'm rooting for the slave!"
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4x07 - Apocalypse, Nowish
Angel: "The enemy of my enemy..."
Lilah: "Can kiss my ass too."
4x08 - Habeas Corpses
Connor: "What's a zombie?"
Angel: "It's an undead thing."
Connor: "Like you?"
Angel: "No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh."
Connor: "Like you."
Connor: "What's a zombie?"
Angel: "It's an undead thing."
Connor: "Like you?"
Angel: "No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh."
Connor: "Like you."
4x09 - Long Day's Journey
Gwen: "Demon, okay? The whole nine: cloven feet and horns and teeth and… he wasn't wearing lamé, though."
Lorne: "Yeah, the evil ones can't pull it off. It gets camp."
4x10 - Awakening
Lorne: "Hey, listen, Angelcakes, if it's all the same
with you, I think I might sit this one out upstairs. You know how dark
magick unleashing unspeakable evil gives me the heebies."
Cordelia: "We just gotta find a way to bring back the sun."
Fred: "Working on it. Failing miserably, but working on it."
4x11 - Soulless
Angelus: "Screwing your mom and trying to kill your dad? Hmm, there should be a play."
4x12 - Calvary
4x12 - Calvary
Lilah: "Don't go Watchtower on me, Saint Cordelia. I don't think I could stomach it."
Cordelia: "Man, I'd love to punch your face in."
Lilah: "Are you trying to turn me on?"
Cordelia: "Man, I'd love to punch your face in."
Lilah: "Are you trying to turn me on?"
4x13 - Salvage
Faith: "Angel's got a kid?"
Wesley: "Connor."
Faith: "A teenage kid... born last year."
Wesley: "I told you. He grew up in a hell dimension."
Faith: "Right. And what? Cordelia spend her last summer as...?"
Wesley: "A divine being."
Faith: "Uh-huh. Can I just ask... what the hell are you people doing?"
Wesley: "Leading complicated lives, obviously."
Wesley: "Connor."
Faith: "A teenage kid... born last year."
Wesley: "I told you. He grew up in a hell dimension."
Faith: "Right. And what? Cordelia spend her last summer as...?"
Wesley: "A divine being."
Faith: "Uh-huh. Can I just ask... what the hell are you people doing?"
Wesley: "Leading complicated lives, obviously."
Wesley: "Feel natural?"
Faith: "Eh, it's like riding a biker."
4x14 - Release
Gunn: "All I'm saying is, he tries dancing in here and pulling a Dark Shadows again, he's gonna get a dart up his evil ass."
Fred: "Well, his ass moves pretty quick."
Fred: "Well, his ass moves pretty quick."
4x15 - Orpheus
Angel: "I'm not perfect, Faith. Even with a soul I've done things I've wished a thousand times I could take back."
Angelus: "Yeah, like those Manilow concerts, you son of a bitch!"
Angelus: "Yeah, like those Manilow concerts, you son of a bitch!"
Willow: "You must be Angel's handsome yet androgynous son."
Connor: "It's Connor."
Willow: "And the sneer's genetic. Who knew?"
Willow: "I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world."
Wesley: "Oh. So..."
Willow: "Darkness. Been there."
Wesley: "Yes. Well, I never... flayed. I had a woman chained in a closet."
Willow: "Oh, well, hey!"
Wesley: "Nah, it doesn't compare."
Willow: "No, dark! That's dark. You've been to a place..."
Angel: "How are you feeling?"
Faith: "Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear."
Wesley: "Oh. So..."
Willow: "Darkness. Been there."
Wesley: "Yes. Well, I never... flayed. I had a woman chained in a closet."
Willow: "Oh, well, hey!"
Wesley: "Nah, it doesn't compare."
Willow: "No, dark! That's dark. You've been to a place..."
Angel: "How are you feeling?"
Faith: "Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear."
4x16 - Players
Gunn: "Morimoto-san. Konbanwa."
Morimoto: "Konbanwa. Okoshi kudasai arigato gozaimasu."
Gunn: "Sorry, didn't follow that last bit. Shot my entire Japanese vocabulary when I said hello."
Morimoto: "Konbanwa. Okoshi kudasai arigato gozaimasu."
Gunn: "Sorry, didn't follow that last bit. Shot my entire Japanese vocabulary when I said hello."
4x17 - Inside Out
Gunn: "Whoa. Back it up for the new guy. You saying poppin' mama threw you a beating?"
Lorne: "Kid Vicious did the heavy lifting. Cordy just mwa-ha-ha'd at us."
Lorne: "Kid Vicious did the heavy lifting. Cordy just mwa-ha-ha'd at us."
4x18 - Shiny Happy People
Connor: "Kill? No. No killing."
Gunn: "Since when?"
Angel: "Since we've all been saved."
Fred: "Oh, well, that's, uh, crazy talk."
Angel: (to Connor) "They don't understand."
Connor: "No."
Angel: "We don't want to kill her. (takes the axe away from Wesley) We just want to find her so we can worship her. That's all."
Connor: "Kill? No. No killing."
Gunn: "Since when?"
Angel: "Since we've all been saved."
Fred: "Oh, well, that's, uh, crazy talk."
Angel: (to Connor) "They don't understand."
Connor: "No."
Angel: "We don't want to kill her. (takes the axe away from Wesley) We just want to find her so we can worship her. That's all."
4x19 - The Magic Bullet
Angel: "She's right. There's work to do here. We have a hotel full of people, people who have needs."
Lorne: "You know what they say about people who need people..."
Connor: "They're the luckiest people in the world."
Lorne: "You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, kiddo?"
Connor: "Just kinda popped out."
Angel: "She's right. There's work to do here. We have a hotel full of people, people who have needs."
Lorne: "You know what they say about people who need people..."
Connor: "They're the luckiest people in the world."
Lorne: "You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, kiddo?"
Connor: "Just kinda popped out."
Connor: "I'll kill you!"
Angel: "It'll pass."
Lorne: "Right. 'Cause Lord knows he's never tried that before."
Demon: "I eat fish and occasionally vermin, but that's it, I swear! You believe me, don't you?"
Fred: "You're still breathing, aren't you?"
Demon: "More like hyperventilating. You scared the cream cheese outta me."
Fred: "You're still breathing, aren't you?"
Demon: "More like hyperventilating. You scared the cream cheese outta me."
4x20 - Sacrifice
Lorne: "Well, talk about media bias. Well, not that I wanna talk
about media bias. It seems rather moot right now. Speakin' of moot, what
about us? Anyone else feel like the last feisty wife in Stepford?"
4x21 - Peace Out
4x21 - Peace Out
Angel: "Maybe not. But I'll die before I let you hurt anyone else."
Jasmine: "You're already dead!"
Angel: "You know what I mean."
Jasmine: "You're already dead!"
Angel: "You know what I mean."
4x22 - Home
Gunn: "You wanna give us your evil law firm..? We ain't lawyers!"
Fred: "Or evil. Currently."
Fred: "Or evil. Currently."
Lilah: "That nifty little bauble comes with the file.
Apparently it's crucial for some kind of "final battle." Guess they're
in short supply up Sunnydale way. Bit gauche for my taste, but hey --
not a Slayer."
Angel: "Buffy can handle herself."
Lilah: "But isn't it more fun when you handle her?"
Angel: "Buffy can handle herself."
Lilah: "But isn't it more fun when you handle her?"
Some more bloopers, from season four this time
Season 5
5x01 - Conviction
Wesley: "I'm still stuck back at, "Why on earth are we here?""
Fred: "What, because we're crusaders against evil and now the law firm that represents most of the evil in the world has given us its LA branch to run however we want, probably in an attempt to corrupt, divide, or destroy us, and we all said yes in, like, 3 minutes?"
Wesley: "Your run-on sentences have gotten a lot less pointless."
Fred: "Oh, that's so sweet. And a tad condescending."
Wesley: "I'm still stuck back at, "Why on earth are we here?""
Fred: "What, because we're crusaders against evil and now the law firm that represents most of the evil in the world has given us its LA branch to run however we want, probably in an attempt to corrupt, divide, or destroy us, and we all said yes in, like, 3 minutes?"
Wesley: "Your run-on sentences have gotten a lot less pointless."
Fred: "Oh, that's so sweet. And a tad condescending."
Gunn: "How's Fred doing?""
Wesley: "I'm sure "Knoxy" will take wonderful care of her. Don't you think it's a bit unseemly adding y's to the ends of people's names?"
Gunn: "Does that mean I have to call you "Westle"?"
Harmony: "Hey! Boss."
Angel: "You're my secretary?"
Harmony: "Hello! "Assistant.""
Angel: "Explain why I shouldn't kill you."
Harmony: "Secretary's fine..."
Angel: "You're my secretary?"
Harmony: "Hello! "Assistant.""
Angel: "Explain why I shouldn't kill you."
Harmony: "Secretary's fine..."
5x02 - Just Rewards
Angel: "Spike, I'm in a meeting."
Spike: "Hmm? Oh, sorry. Didn't care."
Spike: "Hmm? Oh, sorry. Didn't care."
Butler: "Do you have an appointment with Mr. Hainsley?"
Spike: "Let's just say he sent us an invitation."
Angel: "We're-- I'm from Wolfram & Hart."
Spike: "I'm his date."
Spike: "Let's just say he sent us an invitation."
Angel: "We're-- I'm from Wolfram & Hart."
Spike: "I'm his date."
5x03 - Unleashed
Angel: "I'm not gonna sing."
Lorne: "Couldn't bear it if you did."
Lorne: "Couldn't bear it if you did."
5x04 - Hell Bound
Angel: "And your hair. What color do they call that? Radioactive?"
Angel: "And your hair. What color do they call that? Radioactive?"
Spike: "Never much cared for you, Liam. Even when we were evil."
Angel: "Cared for you less."
Spike: "Fine."
Angel: "Good. There was one thing about you..."
Spike: "Really?
Angel: "Yeah, I never told anybody about this, but I...I liked your poems."
Spike: "You like Barry Manilow!"
Angel: "Cared for you less."
Spike: "Fine."
Angel: "Good. There was one thing about you..."
Spike: "Really?
Angel: "Yeah, I never told anybody about this, but I...I liked your poems."
Spike: "You like Barry Manilow!"
5x05 - Life of the Party
Harmony: "Good luck: the morale around here stinks."
Angel: "What?
Harmony: "Uh-huh. Everybody thinks you suck... Well, come on, boss. They're all out there, sweating through their Matsutas, worried if you're gonna axe them or, you know, axe them."
Angel: "What?
Harmony: "Uh-huh. Everybody thinks you suck... Well, come on, boss. They're all out there, sweating through their Matsutas, worried if you're gonna axe them or, you know, axe them."
5x06 - The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco
Wesley: "The police are on it, but my sense is it's more demonic than some murderous nut job."
Spike: "So we're ruling out demonic nut jobs, then are we?"
Spike: "So we're ruling out demonic nut jobs, then are we?"
5x07 - Lineage
Angel (holding out his hand): "I'm Angel. Pleasure to meet you."
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: "Do you really expect me to shake that?"
Angel: "I'm not real comfortable with hugging."
Mr. Wyndam-Pryce: "Do you really expect me to shake that?"
Angel: "I'm not real comfortable with hugging."
Fred: "This thing really blurs the line between human and robot."
Spike: "AHA! So you're not ruling out that a human being could've boffed a robot... Sex with robots is more common than most people think."
Spike: "AHA! So you're not ruling out that a human being could've boffed a robot... Sex with robots is more common than most people think."
5x08 - Destiny
Spike: [yelling after Angel] "Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you!"
Harmony: "Well, that explains a lot."
[Thinking he is still incorporeal, Spike runs into a door]
Spike: "Bugger, that hurt!"
Spike: [yelling after Angel] "Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you!"
Harmony: "Well, that explains a lot."
[Thinking he is still incorporeal, Spike runs into a door]
Spike: "Bugger, that hurt!"
5x09 - Harm's Way
Harmony: [to Fred] "We're totally bonding. We're like gal pals. This is awesome. You can teach me about life, and I can teach you how to dress better."
5x10 - Soul Purpose
Woman in alley: "Thank you! Thank you! That thing was going to kill me!"
Spike: "Well, what did you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood - I've got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit."
Woman in alley: "What?"
Spike: "I mean honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps and break your bloody ankle."
Woman in alley: [annoyed] "I was just trying to get home."
Spike: "Well, get a cab, you moron, and on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van!"
5x11 - Damage
[Angel shows up just in time to see Spike being thrown from a window]
Angel: "What happened?"
Spike: "Oh, I just thought I'd see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected."
Andrew: "Mr. Giles and a few key Sunnydale alum have been tracking down the recently chosen, guiding them, training them, giving them the full X-Men, minus the crappy third act. But this Dana girl, she's an anomaly that no one could have foreseen. Tortured, traumatized, driven insane by Yoda knows who."
5x12 - You're Welcome
Cordelia: "Spike's a hero and you're CEO of Hell, Incorporated. What frickin' bizzaro world did I wake up in?"
[After Angel stops Spike from biting Cordelia]
Spike: "She's evil, you gormless tit!"
Cordelia: "Excuse me? Who bit whom?"
Angel: "Did you call me a tit?"
Cordelia: "I thought he had a soul."
Spike: "I thought she didn't."
Cordelia: "I do."
Spike: "So do I."
Cordelia: "Well, clearly mine's better!"
[After Angel stops Spike from biting Cordelia]
Spike: "She's evil, you gormless tit!"
Cordelia: "Excuse me? Who bit whom?"
Angel: "Did you call me a tit?"
Cordelia: "I thought he had a soul."
Spike: "I thought she didn't."
Cordelia: "I do."
Spike: "So do I."
Cordelia: "Well, clearly mine's better!"
5x13 - Why We Fight
Angel: "You're a Nazi?"
Spike: [Wearing a Nazi jacket] "What? Oh. No, I just ate one."
5x14 - Smile Time
Spike: "Hello, big guy! Need another car. Afraid this last one ended up in the drink..."
Angel: "Spike..."
Spike: "Look at you."
Angel: "Just turn around and walk away."
Spike: "You're a--"
Angel: "Spike!"
Spike: "You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee, little puppet man!"
Angel: "Spike..."
Spike: "Look at you."
Angel: "Just turn around and walk away."
Spike: "You're a--"
Angel: "Spike!"
Spike: "You're a bloody puppet! You're a wee, little puppet man!"
Wait...this one is so funny, you have to see it for yourself!
P.s. The Angel puppet is just to cute!!!!!!
5x15 - A Hole in the World
Spike: "Harmony just pulled me out of a very promising poker game down in Accounts Receivable, so this better be good. Oh, and, by the way, all the guys down there agree that astronauts don't stand a chance against cavemen, so don't even start."
Angel: "Look, I can't do this anymore."
Spike: "Admitting defeat, are you?"
Angel: "You and me. This isn't working out."
Spike: [mock-dramatic] "Are you saying we should start annoying other people?"
Spike: "Harmony just pulled me out of a very promising poker game down in Accounts Receivable, so this better be good. Oh, and, by the way, all the guys down there agree that astronauts don't stand a chance against cavemen, so don't even start."
Angel: "Look, I can't do this anymore."
Spike: "Admitting defeat, are you?"
Angel: "You and me. This isn't working out."
Spike: [mock-dramatic] "Are you saying we should start annoying other people?"
5x16 - Shells
Angel: "Any idea how she got past you?"
Gunn: "One second she was standing there, the next, poof."
Angel: "She's a teleporter?"
Wesley: "I don't think so. No characteristic displacement of the atmosphere around her."
Spike: "I fancied I saw a blur just before she went Houdini."
Gunn: "Yeah, like she was pulling a Barry Allen. [Angel looks at him, not recognizing the name; Gunn looks around at the others] Jay Garrick? Wally— Like she was moving really fast."
5x17 - Underneath
5x17 - Underneath
Illyria: [after killing a guard and tossing the body aside] Y"our race is weak. How did you get to control all this?"
Knox: "Opposable thumbs?"
Illyria: "I walked worlds of smoke and half-truths, intangible. Worlds of torment and of unnamable beauty. Opaline towers as high as small moons. Glaciers that rippled with insensate lust... And one world with nothing but shrimp... I tired of that one quickly."
5x18 - Origin
[Spike crashes to the floor and sits up looking furious.]
Spike:
"Right! We are gonna set some ground rules. Number one - don't hit me in
the face. Number two - when I hit you in the face, you tell me how it
feels, so I can write that on my clipboard. Number three (holds up the
clipboard) don't touch my clipboard."
5x19 - Time Bomb
Illyria: "When the world met me, it shuddered, groaned. It knelt at my feet."
Spike: ""Dear Penthouse, I don't normally write letters like this, but—""
Illyria: [punches him in the face] "Illyria was all they needed to know."
Spike: "Then came the Internet."
Illyria: "When the world met me, it shuddered, groaned. It knelt at my feet."
Spike: ""Dear Penthouse, I don't normally write letters like this, but—""
Illyria: [punches him in the face] "Illyria was all they needed to know."
Spike: "Then came the Internet."
5x20 - The Girl in Question
Angel: "I helped save the world, you know."
Spike: "Like I haven't."
Angel: "Yeah, but I've done it a lot more."
Spike: "Oh, please."
Angel: "Closed the Hellmouth."
Spike: "I've done that."
Angel: "Yeah, but you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the Mayor, and uhm... Jasmine."
Spike: "Do those really count as saving the world?"
Angel: "I stopped Acathla. That saved the world."
Spike: "Buffy ran you through with a sword."
Angel: "Yeah, but I made her do it. Signalled her with my eyes."
Spike: "She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine."
Angel: "I helped save the world, you know."
Spike: "Like I haven't."
Angel: "Yeah, but I've done it a lot more."
Spike: "Oh, please."
Angel: "Closed the Hellmouth."
Spike: "I've done that."
Angel: "Yeah, but you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the Mayor, and uhm... Jasmine."
Spike: "Do those really count as saving the world?"
Angel: "I stopped Acathla. That saved the world."
Spike: "Buffy ran you through with a sword."
Angel: "Yeah, but I made her do it. Signalled her with my eyes."
Spike: "She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine."
Great vid!
5x21 - Power Play
Lindsey: "It's a secret society."
Gunn: "Never heard of them."
Lindsey: "That's because they're secret."
Gunn: "Never heard of them."
Lindsey: "That's because they're secret."
5x22 - Not Fade Away
Angel: "This may come out a little pretentious, but... one of you will betray me."
[Spike raises his hand eagerly.]
Angel: "Wes..."
Spike: [disappointed] "Oh... [enthusiastically] Can I deny you three times?"
Lindsey: "If you want me on your team Angel, I'm on your team."
[Spike raises his hand eagerly.]
Angel: "Wes..."
Spike: [disappointed] "Oh... [enthusiastically] Can I deny you three times?"
Lindsey: "If you want me on your team Angel, I'm on your team."
Angel: "I want you, Lindsey."
[He pauses and they exchange a look.]
Angel: "I'm thinking about rephrasing that."
Lindsey: "Would you? I'd be more comfortable."
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That's it folks ;-). Though if you are interested in more, I bet you know what I'm gonna say: Time for a (re)watch of Angel the series or simply check some of these sites out below. I also want to take this opportunity to thank the entire cast and crew of Angel for making these great quotes possible, especially Joss Whedon!
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That's it folks ;-). Though if you are interested in more, I bet you know what I'm gonna say: Time for a (re)watch of Angel the series or simply check some of these sites out below. I also want to take this opportunity to thank the entire cast and crew of Angel for making these great quotes possible, especially Joss Whedon!
For more, check out these websites:
- http://www.moviemistakes.com/tv3214/quotes
- http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Angel_%28TV_series%29
- http://www.secretsofangel.com/quotesa2.html
- http://www.neloo.com/lines/quotes.htm
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